needing a mental health day every once in a while: valid

needing mental health days frequently: still valid, but probably a sign to find a therapist

I wish I knew the brand of induction stove we used at my old kitchen job, it didn't have any issues with the controls.

I wish I had an answer for you, but I doubt going around door to door and asking "are you undocumented and in need of assistance?" would get you anywhere. I would just try to find your local leftist group and see what they're like / if they're any good. Then maybe you guys can investigate conditions in your area and brainstorm ways of reaching out to people. We had decent luck with movie nights plus a discussion afterwards to introduce our organization to people.

i'm not even doing THAT bad but i do feel like i woke up one day, and they removed the guardrails on the stairs that go up to my apartment on the seventh floor.

hey, the LD50 for flights of stairs is 5. and, hey, does this spiral go to the basement? did we always have that?

hands off my posts

good thing the whole "harvesting organs from your political enemies while they are alive" can only happen in china. right. good thing that can't happen in america. not even guantanamo bay right

i am concerned for how bad things can get

on a similar note, if someone wants to vivisect and unfurl from my face my sinuses, i would welcome that (sniffles)

Should have ate 8.

thank you for warning us of the tragedy of the induction stovetop

It's one of the few Nitter instances left still working, maybe they have their own way of getting access to Twitter posts and users... That and the strict ratelimiting too they impose on the instance's users probably allows it to still work

omg did they fix nitter???

i'll never know......

There's no way to check

something dramatic will happen:

a popup will open, asking you to confirm that you really want to delete the flair

i lay awake at night and ponder the button. what would happen if i clicked it? i will never know for sure. this is the cross i bear.

sorry

I love Microbe Monday. Thank you for sharing more Microbe Posts

Wait really? I'd love to read more. My scant interest understanding of silicon manufacturing makes this not make sense to me, but my understanding starts and ends at "TSMC makes the chips from the silicon wafers on commission."

Apple just winning a business gambit is a lot easier to place in my understanding of reality than "magic is real and Apple invented it"

The answer to "why are Apple's chips the best in the world" is that they have exclusive access to the latest and greatest assembly lines at TSMC, the best semiconductor foundry in the world. AMD and Nvidia have great CPUs and GPUs because they have secondary access to those lines after Apple.

I don't want to say that Apple has no expertise at building chips and it's all TSMC, but that's the core reason why Lol. And goddamn is TSMC important fr

oh yeah, this is definitely something where corporate interests might align with public interest in terms of mitigating the worst of it.

i'm anticipating apple won't be the first to raise prices if these tariffs come in. otherwise, my strategy is to wait until the generation where they ruin the form factor, so i can get the M6 Max or whatever the number will be, at a discount

fwiw there's gonna be tariffs but i imagine the elon musks of the world will talk trump down to making an exclusion on computer stuff because there's just so much money in that sector. remember he doesn't want to go on some (a)moral crusade he just wants to be popular with his rich buddies

been sayingggggggggg ☝️this. dont top it till you try it

NOT 🙅‍♀️a furry sex post !! i know what youre like ! the greek guy, gordy, the star of my post, does NOT have dog dick furry red inflation penis !! he wont talk about getting his ballooning bepis stuck inside a strappping young sir because he cant do that ! as he has not a were wolf dick, but the dick of a normal 5'7" man !