Official New York Times Presidential Winner Tracker

NOV 5 - 1230 ET
HARRIS  v  TRUMP
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"SEVEN IS BETTER" MOBILE USERS TURN OUT IN DROVES FOR A SHORTER TRACKER. THEY SAY "WE DON'T WANT TO SCROLL" AND "YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TWENTY". WELL, FUCK YOU, MOBILE USERS

I've been thinking about leftism a lot. One of conservatism's big strengths is that they have a huge culture against infighting. I guess a group that prides itself on confirming will have a better unity of direction than a group of individuals which prides itself on nonconforming.

Man

my friend group has improved significantly since i cut out the "nothing changes for me personally (i am white and wealthy) so who cares"

i am quite anxious. not using drugs at all-- gotta be on my toes, can't be sick this week

might take a few days to find out though

boob posting schism call that a cleavage

boobs posts are posts so i'm pro-boob

it would also be the first such post in jstpst posting history. not sure what the postmasters stance is

I hope you are okay, and still with us somewhere out there 🫂 We love you

Official New York Times Presidential Winner Tracker

NOV 3 - 1530 ET
HARRIS                      TRUMP
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NET +2🥥 SHOWING A BIG IMPROVEMENT IN HARRIS ODDS

What do you stand to gain from this?

🍭your friends love you and enjoy being around you🍭

🍭you are ethically obligated to assume your friends enjoy your company🍭

🫂you are a good person who is appreciated🫂

joker

as someone who believes you have many good qualities, i will join you in this

"Don't talk to your mother that way" is a classic

Some alternate realities we could have been living in:

NOV 2 - 11AM ET
BERNIE                       JEB!
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Oh my goodness, yes! That is it. "Cos=adjacent" and "Tan=opposite" were so long that they broke the line haha

how did you get line breaks in your titles?? this changes everything