it starts out purporting a stance shared with typical boomer comics, but instead the conservative is on board with the nontraditional gourmet meal. the conservative thendebases it with ketchup, inverting the positionality of the implied author, thus creating something from which humor can be derived.
this is why the "ketchup on a liberal wellington" joke has been considered "the best joke" for over 300 years
even if i would judge u, my judgement should mean nothing. i wrote 2000 words agreeing on hating christmas
i appreciate this!! most coffee snobs will decry instant and have no opinions on the various brands. and yet, i find myself with instant due to the circumstances of living with a baker, and on occasions i will drink it. "swift" sells specialty instant coffee at three dollars a cup and it's not even that good. i've enjoyed starbucks instant coffee but i don't want to support starbucks even before the whole "firing employees for unionizing and/or protesting israel". the nescafe instant gold looks like it makes a cup for $0.25 which is way more my speed.
roses are red, violets are blue, liblzma and zx are compromised and your servers may be compromised
twovests wrote
Reply to List of terrifying halloween fruits and vegetables: by flabberghaster
this is what we have content warnings for