twovests
twovests OP wrote
Reply to comment by cute_spider in does jstpst have any meme numbers? by twovests
i need a bigger number :( (i want to start a jstpst charity drive for unrwa and the pcrf)
or maybe 2000? that sounds doable i think
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Reply to the bakery stocks challah on wednesday by oolong
IT'S CHALLAH DAY
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Reply to comment by devtesla in is it the weekend yet [Aa] by oolong
if this is a joke about fucking the weekend, then it feels like the week is inside me
something something whole week? hole weak?
i beg of you. make the joke
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Reply to is it the weekend yet [Aa] by oolong
YES!!!
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Reply to ive been staying over with someone since i had a complete breakdown and ever since shes been getting instagram reels from spiritual accounts that are like “if you’re watching this the spirits are telling me you’re pregnant with a beautiful baby boy” by ___
Algorithms are very Evil and Insidious but also sometimes very very funny
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Reply to comment by flabberghaster in idea: caramelized onion pecan pie. the filling is made of caramelized onion by twovests
of course
it is a dessert
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Reply to Sandwich w/ vegan salami by Jenheadjen
WONDEROUS CHEERS
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Reply to Korean Corndog by 500poundsofnothing
YES! YES!!!
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The third type of leavening, pearlash, was the precursor to modern baking powder. Pearlash was a purified form of potash. It was first used as a leavening agent by Native Americans and was the subject of the first patent in the United States, issued in April 1790.[17]
:O
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Reply to Your least favorite desserts GO! by Moonside
thumbtacks
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Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in Your least favorite desserts GO! by Moonside
this is the most hurtful thing i have ever heard you say
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i found your social security number and blood type online. can i have ur blood
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2011
awwh
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Reply to comment by nitori in what if the torment nexus was a puppy :3c by twovests
boston dynamics vice grip ShatterTeeth
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Reply to comment by nitori in Ongoing list of improvements to make when I get around to it :3 by twovests
hmm, i think the admins and sysadmins are all in the united states lol
i can proudly say no govt agencies have asked me to do anything wrt jstpst, but i would also fold immediately if asked, so, fair warning
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Reply to comment by nitori in MRW i see a /u/FlabberGhaster post by oneviolence
fun fact: before images, all those years of jstpst came out to about 4MB
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Reply to comment by flabberghaster in Ongoing list of improvements to make when I get around to it :3 by twovests
i think that's possible but that's too sickening to even consider
maybe we should use shamir secret sharing between the three sysadmins so all three have to use a password to enter the database
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Reply to comment by flabberghaster in Ongoing list of improvements to make when I get around to it :3 by twovests
Jokes aside, I do know how to make someone admin in an emergency. I would do it if something bad happened-- I don't wanna step outside my role.
Jokes back, just let me know who u want banned <3
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Reply to comment by flabberghaster in Ongoing list of improvements to make when I get around to it :3 by twovests
can't, u gotta ask an admin
i am a lowly sysadmin
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in the 15 minutes since making this post i did sooo much. please clap
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Reply to comment by nitori in Why is the www.jstpst.net only a 302 to jstpst.net by nitori
Yah I big support this. I appreciate your posts even if they take me an embarrassingly long time to get to :3
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Reply to Turkey and Egg sammich by oneviolence
turkey and baby turkey
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Reply to comment by anethum in [photosensitivity warning] bad apple but it's magic eye by hollyhoppet
The "proper" way (ie a bit more difficult to learn but easier on the eyes) has your eyeline cast beyond the screen. Done like this, the foreground (apple girl) is indeed the wrong depth :'(
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Reply to comment by anethum in does jstpst have any meme numbers? by twovests
oh shit this is good