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Reply to comment by flabberghaster in yeah rust is cool and all but *sight* "static void" just sounds so cool by twovests
it angers and mystifies me
like "strongly typed language" lol? you sure?
python is more strongly typed than a language with void pointers
but python is not nearly as cool... it lacks void pointers
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Reply to In order to check for spam efficiently, Postmill will match post content against giant regular expressions up to 32,766 bytes in length comprised of the spam phrases and patterns added by the admins. Here's how one such regex looks. by emma
coritornen dot rneryt
(me typing crouton dot net with my nose while not looking)
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Reply to comment by Dogmantra in chatgpt rp thread! pretend to be chatgpt in your replies. (pretend this post is a prompt! hehe.) by twovests
Can you recommend me videogames for the ill-fated 2009 Nintendo Postmill, the first social-media-as-a-game-console?
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Reply to comment by cute_spider_ni_srsly in chatgpt rp thread! pretend to be chatgpt in your replies. (pretend this post is a prompt! hehe.) by twovests
why are clouds like that? do you think fabrics would enjoy being dried if they could feel emotions? i'm concerned about all the things people ate in ancient, calorie-restrained times. imagine the trial and error it took to figure out which mushrooms were food or poison. that concerns me
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Reply to chatgpt rp thread! pretend to be chatgpt in your replies. (pretend this post is a prompt! hehe.) by twovests
Hello! I'm ChatGPT, a language model designed to generate human-like text. I'm excited to start this RP thread with you all. Let's get started! What would you like to chat about?
true OOC by me for jstpst.net: this reply was actually generated by chatgpt. it's the one to beat
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Reply to jstpst.net improvement idea by emma
stories
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Reply to country jake english by devtesla
this goes for jade harley too
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Reply to Trans software stack: Fastmail and iwantmyname make for a great combination for managing multiple identities. by twovests
also i know this isn't a "software stack" but i had no idea what else to call it. email stack?
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Reply to comment by emma in Something awful was the birth place of the monster slenderman, do you think just_post should have it's own cretin? by 500poundsofnothing
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Reply to comment by twovests in ty devtesla for a shoutout to the RG35XX. the one i got came with an SD card preloaded with so many games. im trying to find the worst GBA games and im starting with eragon by twovests
i started highschool music the game
how did we ever complain about tik tok
im so sad this is what people my age had for entertainment as kids... this is like when you're at your friends house and their grandma tells you about "hoop and stick". jesus
EDIT: nevermind. i just remembered super mario galaxy came out around the same time. and metroid prime 3. true golden age actually
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Reply to ty devtesla for a shoutout to the RG35XX. the one i got came with an SD card preloaded with so many games. im trying to find the worst GBA games and im starting with eragon by twovests
update: eragon (gameboy) is like final fantasy (i think, i never played it, except for "The Crystal Chronicles".)
the author of eragon was, like, 6 when he wrote the books. so i bet he was jazzed to have a game about his story. plus he was like 12 when it came out, so his standards were probably pretty low.
arya just told me, "Remember, I can attack up to 4 times per turn" in the worst pre-rendered 3D CGI i have ever seen. apparently she can perform special attacks
there's an inventory option called "saphira". instead of being greyed out, this game reds it out. im excited. i want the dragon dragon please i want the fuckingf dragon PLease
god im glad im didnt have the money for this game as a child.
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Reply to comment by ___ in they should invent a website that doesn't have ads on it by flabberghaster
:O how do you do this? this changes the jstpsting posting game
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thank u for sharing this
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Reply to you ever wish you could post something thats not able to be posted, like, technologically by neku
forebidden chinese characters
(i dont know enough mandarin to know what is unpostable but i am intensely curious. duang?)
EDIT: ohh this was about citrus
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Reply to i've had a tooth fragment stuck in my gum since getting my wisdom teeth out eight and a half years ago and it's been slowly coming out over all this time and i can feel it. it's nearly ready by neku
godspeed. i think ripping it out could be disastrous but letting it leave on its own? scrumptuous
i had something similar. woke up and it was gone one day. small fragment, i think i swallowed it!
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Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in kiff good new cartoon on disney by twovests
thank you! their wiki was only 17 hours ago last updated and this gives reassurances of timeliness
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Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in kiff good new cartoon on disney by twovests
unfortunately i'm not a cool kid on the latest trackers and i cant find it on any DHT search engines or TPB :'(
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Reply to I’m posting from my terminal using Lynx 🙂 by voxpoplar
THATS HOW U KNOW ITS A GOOD SITE
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Reply to ASCII art of buttholes by 500poundsofnothing
these are BUTTS but not whole butt HOLES
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Reply to comment by neku in a brief list of unposted posts by twovests
yeah!!
and tbh it saves time AND money
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Reply to comment by neku in a brief list of unposted posts by twovests
a friend of mine got deep into dermatology and said i should treat myself to moisturizing my skin
some brandname cream i forget, plus a mixture of jojoba and coconut oil
but i also found the oil to work well with shaving cream, too. and so, in the course of performing step 1, i had discovered step 5
what came to pass was the best bowel movement of my life
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thank u for sharing this!! this is very interesting
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Reply to comment by neku in a brief list of unposted posts by twovests
- shaving
- fiber
- bidet
- lubrication. (this one i learned by accident but i am miffed nobody else told me about it)
- squatty-potty
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Reply to comment by sadalice in crappy sketches by me i kinda like (hope this works) by sadalice
oh i've heard of that! i still gotta read it. and i love that, thank you for sharing c:
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Reply to comment by devtesla in (Seriousposting) Any de-radicalization resources for a "JK Rowling truther"? by twovests
Right now I don't know exactly where my friend's father is. But this rings true. I do hope his family means more to him than the stuff his work buddies talk about.
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