“ok AI. i want a ursula k l short story about femboys. 8000 words. hugo finalist 2039. NYT #1 . titillating story. char 'e' is not ok 99% of words. only if talking about femboys”

if twitter gets to a point where it can legitimately be considered an operating system, then i'm writing a combination operating-systems textbook / goodbye note

I'm a big fan of "plot wizards" who provide deus-esque reasons to advance the plot. But these are "plot jesters".

As satire it is Bad

Oh wow this unlocked something deep in my mind. I must have thought this was Rugrats (because of how similar it looks).

I think I was too young to appreciate it properly, but I like this a lot.

yeah this describes it. i don't remember many specifics of old beavis and butthead, but i just finished the new movie and it seems (1) just like the original beavis and butthead and (2) i feel the same about it as you.

they just get into so many shenanigans

(i am aware of attention brackets / weight brackets but understand i chose not to use them. obviously femboys are important)

i have not!! good recommendation

that's the best place to post

you joke but i feel like we're a week or two away from having a Stable-Diffusion powered Photoshop titty brush that imagines boobs everywhere in a single brushstroke

i like the idea though

all of my posts and comments are actually bound to keyboard shortcuts, this one included

they're all embarrassing so it works

omg.,... this explains why i shaved so much better at my friends house that one time. i never knew hard water was responsible!!

happy pride day xbox

i appreciate the nutritive effects but my landlord has to send someone six times a year to get all the sand out of our pipes. in the winter i offset heating costs by boiling down water to make chalk, and selling the chalk to classrooms

never incorrect

the slurp is to taste the flavors better

yessssss

thank u oolong i will post there right now

i was sad because someone downvoted this and then i realized that was me lol

i'll come too. i excel at self loathing

what's aew

joke explained: u gotta keep these things secret because they are the Keys to your Linux Kingdom. the place where you put sites

this is just a funny pretend key i made up and am not actually using

the reuse step of reduce, reuse, recycle

cheers

and a "this bullet kills stickers" sticker

comment ideas:

• "well if you put it on the casing, technically that doesn't do it either"

• "and it'd be real hard to get it on the bullet itself"

• "and probably mess it up too"

• "and you could probably kill someone with a laptop or guitar anyway"