YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

felt very accomplished for accidentally clicking the motion photo button then converting to gif

what a gamer

the 21st night of september?

and when life gives you stale spam, crouton

mmm bean juice

remembering that you forgot is a good first step

a subtle fruity-ness

well, were the children ontologically evil

yankee doodle sticking a feather in a hat : it's macaroni

we can only keep trying

.ﾟ+.🌕°+.ﾟ

       📸ヽ(´∀｀●)

my friend has a cat named linden but he's siamese, idk if a tuxedo linden works.

chestnut is what comes to mind for me but bramble and fennel are really cute names. maybe marjoram or anise??

and it's out there all week we are so blessed

it's mooncake season woo!!!!

my pit allergy begs to differ

i'd like to submit this as evidence of a violent threat against my person??

couch

small bottle of hand sanitiser or wet wipes, microfiber cloth, bobby pins, hair ties or rubber bands, compact mirror, tiny sewing kit like the hotel amenity size ones, hard candy if you're confident ants won't attack your bag. i like multifunction pens with mechanical pencils in them. tampons or pads if you use them?

man, my account isn't even whitelisted

what can you say about the allegations that you're, so to say, in cahoots, with a 1930's gangster?

flab r ghaster seems to be posing as a lawyer in order to defraud the ceo of jstpst

walking in front of my neighbour's house but not on their property until morale improves

be gay, do crimes all in one, i got it

i will try throwing my compost into my neighbour's garden

as shakespeare once said, when he plagiarised me, to tea or not to tea, that is the question