neku wrote on February 21, 2025 at 8:50 AM

Reply to I made this post to sniff out everyone who has a low self esteem and acts like they feel they deserve to be insulted. by flabberghaster

what are you gonna do about it... insult me maybe

neku wrote on February 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM

Reply to [a noise that cannot be represented by any known alphabet] by cowloom

cool what does it sound like

neku wrote on February 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM

Reply to Does anyone actually like Evian water. Why is it so expensive by SWORDSCROSSED

you ever think about how bottled water is literally more expensive than petrol?? it falls out of the fucking sky.

anyway in my research for making this comment i came across this shit https://www.aquadeli.co.nz/product/paws-water/ literal dogwater

neku wrote on February 20, 2025 at 8:56 AM

Reply to Reply to this post if you want me to lay a SICK OWN on you by flabberghaster

Ok

neku wrote on February 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM

Reply to I've hated Elon Musk since the days he was just the annoying guy redditors all loved. by flabberghaster

remember when he called a guy a paedophile because that guy said that elon musk wasn't helpful rescuing those thai boys who got stuck in a cave? crazy that he is now the leader of the free world but that's just how it goes sometimes i guess

neku wrote on February 12, 2025 at 7:04 AM

Reply to The Juicero of Bikes by voxpoplar

i think this is quite juicero but i think the og juicero is inimitable for their sheer chutzpah and the fall from grace afterwards. the way they hyped up the joy of cold pressed juice with the Juicero Juice Press, the $800 price tag only to find that the bags could be squeezed by hand, the way it felt like they were the focus of the entire internet that week... juicero was once in a lifetime. this is an overambitious kickstarter. juicero had vc backing

neku wrote on February 12, 2025 at 6:55 AM

Reply to comment by flabberghaster in Do you think a potion of healing would undo circumcission? by flabberghaster

sure but your body will heal that normally. it won't heal a lost limb or foreskin. that said a potion won't leave a scar, while normal healing will...

neku wrote on February 12, 2025 at 5:28 AM

Reply to comment by twovests in They need to create a rainbow list by nomorepie

oh i love a salted hash

neku wrote on February 12, 2025 at 5:27 AM

Reply to if every one of us went to their local municipal town hall meetings, we would rule the united states within a month by twovests

all we need is a billionaire dark money benefactor... or to retire

neku wrote on February 12, 2025 at 5:26 AM (edited on February 12, 2025 at 5:26 AM)

Reply to Do you think a potion of healing would undo circumcission? by flabberghaster

in my mind a potion of healing doesn't heal missing limbs or body parts. so i wouldn't think so. but if you get a hold of a potion of healing and it magicks a foreskin onto ya i would happily eat my words

neku wrote on February 10, 2025 at 4:50 AM

Reply to think im going to possibly make a really long post about a homosexual video game in the nearish future by Ruby

i love homosexual video game

neku wrote on February 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM

Reply to Trump implies the death toll in Gaza to be about 300,000 people by twovests

this assumes that 1. accurate and timely population numbers stick in donald trump's head and 2. he is able to reliably retrieve those population numbers and deliver them aloud. i don't find it unrealistic that israel has murdered 300 thousand in gaza since oct 7 but using donald trump as a source for anything seems extremely dubious to me

neku OP wrote on February 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM

Reply to comment by SWORDSCROSSED in light is kind of crazy by neku

i knew this was coming

neku wrote on February 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM

Reply to I found the juicero of beds by devtesla

sounds like silicon valley rubes are paying for it though. congratulations to them for extracting money from morons

neku wrote on January 31, 2025 at 8:20 AM (edited on January 31, 2025 at 8:20 AM)

Reply to you just gained the power to shoot five different fluids from your dominant hand, one fluid for each finger. what are your five fluids, and which finger for each? by hollyhoppet

index finger: blood (not my own)

middle/ring/pinky: ice cold water

thumb: deadly neurotoxin

neku wrote on January 31, 2025 at 3:26 AM

Reply to Exciting developments by nomorepie

i think firefox does this by default so i've never known another way except when fixing something on my mum's phone. taskbar on the top seems like a bad way to live

neku OP wrote on January 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM

Reply to comment by nomorepie in been getting into eating room temperature slices of plain white bread by neku

:(

neku OP wrote on January 26, 2025 at 7:53 AM

Reply to comment by 500poundsofnothing in been getting into eating room temperature slices of plain white bread by neku

no just normal sandwich bread

neku wrote on January 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM (edited on January 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM)

Reply to what posting vibes do you think you embody? by flabberghaster

i am mostly sincere in a cringe way or miserably failing at being funny so i'm probably reddit vibes all the way down

neku wrote on January 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM

Reply to coming out post by hollyhoppet

in some ways you are lucky that your cringe is not obvious to the people around you. anyone can clock that i'm cringe from the way that i look and talk and exist

neku