okay :3 yay :3

hooray! someone to take advantage of <3

i'm a disgusting individual so if i didnt wash my sheets once a week both me and my room would give off a visible miasma

mmm predatory journal. has not undergone the proper peer review process. i will have to remove marks for improper referencing

neku. 2024. i hate having to cite my sources. just trust me dude — jstpst. Jstpst. https://jstpst.net/f/just_post/11485

my brother in law did this once and he kept saying shit like "its not even like real spicy they just put a bunch of cayenne or chili powder or something into a normal curry" like a sore loser. bro what do you think "spicy" is

i think any "series of posts with the homestuck act structure" would probably fall under "bit off too much"

*paul rudd in the tim and eric celery man skit voice* computer, give me "christmas is fascist"

also interested in "everyone is plural", "bad intersection", and "suicide subforum idea"

inside you all along

if half of your face was forehead you would have a footlong fringe too

it came to a head

hohaouhhahoho

forced masculinisation posts are SO funny theyre like "you are average american man you enjoy bad game Rune Scape"

well, it's the democratic guiding ethos: "For every blue-collar Democrat we lose in western Pennsylvania, we will pick up two moderate Republicans in the suburbs in Philadelphia, and you can repeat that in Ohio and Illinois and Wisconsin." the same strategy that guided them to victory in 2016

big baby

i like pop music as long as it's not the pop music that most people like because i'm like that.

also ambient music because i'm SLEEPY

i feel like tmbg and john darnielle are the same genre. but i dont listen to tmbg

its so cool how much hes trying to be like "ohh... you're playing checkers while i'm playing 5d chess, 400 moves ahead" when hes unreservedly posting shit that wp engine lawyers will use in court to score another couple million off him. i simply can't comprehend it (other than remembering that silicon valley executive types have all pickled their brains with ketamine)

i mean in the summertime, sometimes it can get a little damp in there, but i'm not much of a sneezer, so. maybe i'm just discounting the experiences of chronic honkers and universalising my own privilege

reading this made me feel hguahguhghglughauhguhgh :(