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take a picture :O!!
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wow cool. for me it makes me cum
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Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in you ever have a great 💩 by neku
i take fibre supplements and drink gallons of water every day but i dont even care about my digestive health. i just do it because it makes me feel like a million dollars whenever i come out of the bathroom
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Reply to comment by 500poundsofnothing in Thinking about tattoos to get by 500poundsofnothing
harsh to hear i said the same thing as neil degrasse tyson :( i think im just too indecisive for permanent decisions like a tattoo
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Reply to Thinking about tattoos to get by 500poundsofnothing
i think tattoos are kinda cool but there is nothing in the world i feel so strongly about that i would get a representation of it permanently etched onto my body
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i think if you were born on easter sunday you might be jesus. Something to consider
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Reply to windows has onestop.midi. linux has cowsay. macos has the bitcoin whitepaper. jstpstos promises to deal away with eastereggs and offer a posting-centric UX by twovests
i would have thought that windows would have the lamest easter egg but man including a pdf of the bitcoin white paper as your dev injoke? cringe
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Reply to comment by 500poundsofnothing in "hey i heard of this new comedian-- *wait one second* *checks wikipedia article for sections such as 'controversies' or 'allegations'* his name is tim robinson and he is silly haha by twovests
for everything else you know what you gotta do... hit em with the basmala ﷽﷽﷽﷽
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Reply to thinking about becoming a polymer by oolong
im a polypeptide type of guy because i want to be a fucked up and evil prion
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Reply to comment by emma in remember to factory reset any devices you sell. found something VERY embarrassing on a second-hand device i bought a year ago by emma
play kirbys epic yarn its cute
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Reply to thinking about becoming a bosmer by 500poundsofnothing
im a dark elf kind of guy because i want to be a fucked up and evil twink with 50% resistance to fire
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Reply to comment by flabberghaster in Help! I accidentally crashed mario64 using a pendulum! by flabberghaster
tell it to the judge, buddy :(
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Reply to remember to factory reset any devices you sell. found something VERY embarrassing on a second-hand device i bought a year ago by emma
you bought a haunted copy of mario kart? hopefully the seller knocked a couple bucks off for it
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easier said than done mr halo :(
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you killed mario :(
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i have some money saved and was thinking about buying an apartment and renting out the second bedroom and was like... wow i could be a landlord
"I thought maglev trains were a dead-end technology: but it looks like I was wrong. At JR Central's Yamanashi Maglev Test Track, I rode Japan's new maglev."neku wrote
Reply to comment by 500poundsofnothing in Strange tales from the ER by 500poundsofnothing
secrets of the taint...
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Reply to Strange tales from the ER by 500poundsofnothing
probably cheaper than getting heated seats in your car (if you have insurance, i mean)
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Reply to i had a dream about posting the coolest post of all time but then i woke up and now i cant remember what it was anymore by ___
it was this one. this is the post
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Reply to does anyone else remember how windows xp made you enter wifi passwords twice? i think more OSes and devices should make it more annoying to go online, especially if the user is british by emma
i think the british should have their own internet where they get to look at pictures of the queen and watch bbc game shows and coronation street. theyve shown they cant cope with access to the wider internet
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Reply to In order to check for spam efficiently, Postmill will match post content against giant regular expressions up to 32,766 bytes in length comprised of the spam phrases and patterns added by the admins. Here's how one such regex looks. by emma
dont know what this means but thank you for your service to posting
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Reply to comment by ___ in list of wikipedia articles on divergent series that exist, for some reason by ___
https://oeis.org/A000004/graph thank god theres a graph to explain this one to me
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Reply to its gone. by I_got_killed_one_time
:(