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Reply to you just gained the power to shoot five different fluids from your dominant hand, one fluid for each finger. what are your five fluids, and which finger for each? by hollyhoppet
index finger: blood (not my own)
middle/ring/pinky: ice cold water
thumb: deadly neurotoxin
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Reply to Exciting developments by nomorepie
i think firefox does this by default so i've never known another way except when fixing something on my mum's phone. taskbar on the top seems like a bad way to live
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Reply to comment by nomorepie in been getting into eating room temperature slices of plain white bread by neku
:(
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Reply to comment by 500poundsofnothing in been getting into eating room temperature slices of plain white bread by neku
no just normal sandwich bread
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i am mostly sincere in a cringe way or miserably failing at being funny so i'm probably reddit vibes all the way down
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Reply to coming out post by hollyhoppet
in some ways you are lucky that your cringe is not obvious to the people around you. anyone can clock that i'm cringe from the way that i look and talk and exist
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Reply to HarmonyOS NEXT by twovests
i think huawei is an interesting company because they're basically building a technological ecosystem independent of western interests and intellectual property. plus they make some really nice stuff. i got a huawei nova 5t phone some time in 2020? and it's still running great in 2025, and their screens are beautiful. only trouble is that they don't always sell in the west
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Reply to Purchase yourself a set of scrubs. Clothing meant for healthcare workers are comfortable, durable, gender-neutral, and have tons of pockets. by twovests
i bought some pants from a safetywear shop for work. it has like 40 pockets i can't even use them all
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Reply to comment by twovests in i think the people are ready to have parasocial relationships with artificial intelligence social media influencers. we're ready for it by twovests
On the bright side the number of sexual assault scandals involving influencers will probably decrease
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Reply to One game to play in 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024 and 2025 by Alessia
i would be more interested in rs if the levelling wasn't such a chore, but i think that's what makes it appealing to some people. i'd like to see the quests but i can't bear grinding for days to see them
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Reply to i think the people are ready to have parasocial relationships with artificial intelligence social media influencers. we're ready for it by twovests
cant wait for the first ai influencer 40 minute apology video
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Reply to comment by voxpoplar in made a bsky thread about ten 2024 videogames by devtesla
top 59 games of the year list
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Reply to did nobody see the joke in my new years resolution post or did y'all just independently decide to serious reply to it? by hollyhoppet
we would not disrespect your resolution
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Reply to i want to drop all my social connects and move to California United States i think by twovests
come to brasil
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this is such a nice story. listening to the restaurant owner talking about how they wished that someone who would appreciate the TV would take care of it, the way that people came through to help others
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Reply to comment by twovests in The “Blob” Is Furious About Gaza. But That’s Not Enough. by Moonside
oh thats not so bad lol. i am unfortunately terminally afflicted with Modern Attention Span so I probably read half of this paragraph, looked at 10 other things for 30 seconds each, then came back to the second half of the paragraph. unfortunately it was me who was pissing on the poor today
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i'm not hostile to the overall thesis but
These administrators—the ones who make up most of the foreign policy bureaucracy that the Obama administration derided as “the Blob”—are the ones angriest about American policy in Gaza.
ooooh i wouldn't say that around a palestinian lol
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Reply to If im being honest........... by oneviolence
godspeed
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Reply to comment by missingno in This post is only readable by Jstpst Premium Members by hollyhoppet
priceless
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Reply to Microbe Monday: To Make Puffered a Fish; or, Say Goodbye to your Voltage-Gated Sodium Channels, Fool by WRETCHEDSORCERESS
its so funny that pufferfish get kind of a reputation for being like "ooh theyre poisonous! they'll get ya!!!" when actually its because they just had neurotoxin for breakfast.
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on the one hand it is funny that there is a wikipedia article for the year of luigi. on the other does wikipedia actually need an entire article dedicated to a nintendo advertising campaign or is it just edited entirely by dorks.
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In recent years, HTS leader Abu Mohammed al-Golani has sought to remake the group’s image, cutting ties with al-Qaida, ditching hard-line officials and vowing to embrace pluralism and religious tolerance.
i'm sure everything is going to be a-okay!
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crazy that people on the rug pull website got rug pulled
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the meta nowadays is to immediately get a doctors note for stress after turning your notice in to cash in on your sick days
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Reply to I found the juicero of beds by devtesla
sounds like silicon valley rubes are paying for it though. congratulations to them for extracting money from morons