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Reply to comment by devtesla in it is a moral imperative for bus drivers to run yellow lights by neku
i think trains outrank buses but there's no need to pit two bad bitches against one another
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Reply to Deltarune update - Toby says that Chapter 3 is playable from start to finish but it's not, like, bugfixed, and there's not a lot of info on Chapters 4 and 5, so probably they're not releasing all that for my birthday by cute_spider
i choose not to keep track of deltarune chapters to instead just be pleasantly surprised when one comes out
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Reply to Regarding Gifs by 500poundsofnothing
the phrase "regarding gifs" makes this sound like some official directive or notice or something. a memorandum from the office of 500poundsofnothing
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Reply to nintendo reveals their new console by twovests
two evil twinks cast a spell and ladies appeared bearing gamecubes. they dont do it like this any more :(
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its too hard so they dont do it
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Reply to joke requires clarity of funny by anethum
then how come the things i find funny are austere and strange???
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you might think this post is nice but actually its satirical. fooled again
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Reply to comment by anethum in I cannot believe that I have only now just heard of the "Caught and Compressed to a Permanent End" meme / moment, wherein John Cena preempted Barack Obama on a National Announcement... by cute_spider
you cannot satirise this country
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Reply to I cannot believe that I have only now just heard of the "Caught and Compressed to a Permanent End" meme / moment, wherein John Cena preempted Barack Obama on a National Announcement... by cute_spider
i like that there must be some guy in the seal team or whatever who was so pumped about killing bin laden that he was like "oh i GOTTA tell john cena"
when i read "caught and compressed to a permanent end" i was like who told john cena that bin laden was crushed into a cube of meat.
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Reply to comment by ___ in what color nail polish would the grinch wear by ___
i think fire truck red because he's that bitch you know??
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Reply to what color nail polish would the grinch wear by ___
he doesnt have nails though. fake grinch fan detected
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Reply to I can't wait for October 20th and the simultaneous release of Super Mario Wonder and Deltarune chapters 3, 4 and 5! by cute_spider
my uncle works at toby fox and he said it was coming out on october 20
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chap trap is electronic music for the most insufferable type of person
i used to listen to chapo trap house but after they were like "ohh god who could have seen the establishment candidates lining up behind one dickhead to kneecap sanders and destroy the hopes of the left its so over" in 2020 i wasnt really interested any more. they were insightful in some ways and regressive in other ways. i think that their sense of humour has become more popular since then (i dont want to say that tiktok is Chapo Trap House 2.0 but the absurd comedy that's common on tiktok is reminiscent of them in some ways) and so theyre probably less novel than they used to be. its insane that they were considered like, the apotheosis of the left (in the favourable and unfavourable sense) because in 2023 theyre pretty inoffensive ime
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Reply to help im trapped in a post factory by eyrie
we are all trapped in a post factory of our own making
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Reply to People like to make fun of RIIR and Rust nerds preaching about why all software should be written in Rust, but ActivityPub evangelists are much worse by nitori
it seems like open source software is mostly a hassle but the upside is that whenever someone comes to you with a feature request you can say "if its so important do it yourself mother fucker"
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Reply to Crouton juicero with dog honey by flabberghaster
*recognises a reference to things i have seen before* haha! comedy
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Reply to Introducing: CroutCoin by flabberghaster
introducing krautcoin... that's right! germany is leaving the eu
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Reply to Sonic is soooo sexually open, I'm jealous by twovests
go on
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Reply to comment by emma in when freemium apps show me ads saying i'll get access to various AI features if i upgrade to a paid account, the makers of that app have ensured i will never, ever do that by emma
lol not like that
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Reply to when freemium apps show me ads saying i'll get access to various AI features if i upgrade to a paid account, the makers of that app have ensured i will never, ever do that by emma
i have reached the point where i find any discussion of ai to be kind of obnoxious and boring which is probably a little ungenerous but it's basically filling the space "the blockchain" was in in my head
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biohazard containment suit.
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Reply to comment by devtesla in what the fuck is dog honey? by flabberghaster
*david byrne voice* dogs make honey now
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Reply to [requestposting] weird music. like treatsforbeasts, cool and new music team, pilotredsun, the boys are back in town (to kill you), mouth dreams. where do you get your weird music, when you want to feel uneasy by twovests
i dont know that mouth dreams are weird (I mean they're kind of weird) but if you want similar pop music mashups Girl Talk are okay to good
Early Dan Deacon might fit "weird" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6gKT3NnE3k but it's more weird pop than feeling "uneasy"
perfume genius might sort of fit the bill in some songs https://youtu.be/Khum88L9R8k
maybe sleep party people https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqzpSiJzL4c
I don't really like Xiu Xiu myself and can't really recommend any songs in particular but they are certainly uncomfortable to listen to
Micachu mite b weird https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TRkZpFgJcI
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Reply to tipping guide in america by twovests
Landlords: 30% minimum