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Reply to comment by oolong in I'm nice now, and no longer trying to defraud other users or foment lawsuits against the site by flabberghaster
I have no comment at this time
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How do they know you're actually watching
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Reply to Jstpst Is Not Shutting Down by twovests
Imm gonna get us sued
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Reply to comment by missingno in I'm gonna become an influencer on cohost by flabberghaster
I have the absolute worst luck.
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Dear CEO,
I am flab r ghaster, esq, and I have been appointed by a group of activist shareholders to deal with the matter of your failure to allow this mysterious domain registry to post.
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Please call our tech support representative at once with your decision.
Thank you, and have a blessed day. All things are possible through Christ
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Reply to any suggestions? i'm getting bored by oolong
Just post!
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Reply to So there was discourse after a personal essay in the NYT discussed personal experiences in lifestyle adjustments for using less air conditioning. Here's my American Chopper meme to illustrate my contributions. by Moonside
Yeah the discourse tends to be very binary on this and everything else. I don't use my AC if I can avoid it because I prefer to get used to the heat, and let my body adjust, but there are limits on how how it can get where that's even feasible to do. We should probably use the AC as little as we can manage, because it uses energy to do and that leads to more CO2, but then people take that exhortation to reduce and say "what you want poor and sick and old people to die in the heat?" Which no, obviously not.
Most people's bodies can adjust to hotter temps than they think, and probably don't need as much cooling as they realize. And by staying in overcooled buildings all summer, it makes your body less adjusted to high heat when you do have to go out. So that's one side of things.
On the other side you have places that are simply not survivable anymore without climate control. So it's ridiculous to think anyone is in favor of banning AC.
The problem is when we invented AC, the design of our buildings changed. Older buildings used to be designed to keep themselves cooler passively and with air flow. More modern buildings don't have that because they just rely on air conditioning to keep the temperature in check, so what we need is better buildings and a rethinking of our infrastructure to minimize energy requirements especially as the climate heats up.
The two positions are only mutually exclusive if you're willfully obstinate.
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Reply to comment by twovests in I have laryngitis, and can't talk by flabberghaster
extremely hoarsly good post
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Reply to comment by anethum in Watching Youtube Shorts with Momoka by devtesla
no, anime is bad
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Reply to comment by twovests in I am diaphoretic by flabberghaster
"oozing gender from every pore" is kind of a vibe though
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Reply to thinking about getting rid of the red barrels in my driveway with the flame symbols on them by hollyhoppet
nah keep 'em. if Enemies try to attack you you can shoot the barrels
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Reply to comment by twovests in I think the humble tuba is the most comedic instrument by flabberghaster
I appreciate that but most of my observations boil down to "I should say 'just post' in a funny way, such as by changing the vowels."
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Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in BREAKING ZELDA SPOILERS by twovests
I think it just means "nintendo will make things worse by adding joe rogan to smash brothers"
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Reply to this is a link with a body by devtesla
haha doobie
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ok i actually feel horrible, the side effects took hold during the night.
at least that means they're working
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Reply to I think I should be allowed to kill the person responsible for the glitchy and inconsistent behavior I am experiencing in my work software by 500poundsofnothing
I think you should be allowed to kill anyone you want in general.
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Reply to comment by twovests in I think jstpst.net should offer to upload my posts to OneDrive®, and if I don't accept right away, then it should ask me again in a day or two until I relent「あぁ」 by emma
I'm constantly taking screenshots of all your posts and uploading them to imgur for you FYI. One day someone might run an AI model on them that helps you in some way, you never know.
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Reply to comment by voxpoplar in RSS/atom feed issue by voxpoplar
n00bs blur more like
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Reply to does jstpst have any meme numbers? by twovests
9080520900961193220610275236441911148549654591627434103644930606115761636198448418282566996296297587804705396289810500573406856868080459827213188741144964
(the sha512 checksum of "post post post I want to see yur posts I want to be yur friend" expressed as a decimal number)
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Can I be honest?
This doesn't sound like a very good meal to me.
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Reply to The web is ENSHITTIFIED... I wish it were more like the 00s, where there was... *Looks at screenshots* Oh no. *Flipping through screenshots* Oh nooooooooo. (CW: discussion of grooming / csam) by twovests
back in those days every meme was just a picture of something funny with a caption. there were no macros, there were no rage comics, we made our own from scratch every time and they all sucked. 60% were just something broken in a funny way with the word "fail". And we were grateful!
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Reply to Your least favorite desserts GO! by Moonside
Poison
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Reply to comment by Seirdy in I'm brave. Try and scare me, and if you succeed, you'll win a prize by flabberghaster
🤓🧪
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Reply to comment by oneviolence in I'm brave. Try and scare me, and if you succeed, you'll win a prize by flabberghaster
that's so sad, and angering, but not scary, to me.
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Reply to comment by devtesla in hi jstpst by toasthaste
In cedar rapids?