recently my diet/eating routine was changed such that at one point i could only poop once a week. i had to learn to live with a little bit of stomach discomfort in-between poops (but not enough discomfort to reach critical mass, like). currently back to a little bit of regularity, though.

a few years ago i tried oats in part to buff up the fiber count. not for the big meals but it was practically my main snack. it gave me constipation instead. also i was/is a miserable cook so i couldn't really make anything nice out of oats in the first place. so a bit sad that that didn't work out

the nice thing about cleaning your butt with water is that you don't have to worry about your sticky shit making you go through way too many papers. (also a ton of places in the global south (don't really like the term but hhhhh) still don't use toilet paper. they do go through way too much water in return, though.)

re: male gaze comedy -- you don't joke about wiping making you feel a little bit gay so at least you're good on that front. also it stops being "male gaze" by virtue of you twovests being the one talking about it.

fully automated luxury space pooping

ah yeah, that could be a little bit confusing: the feature on your phone, while having the same acronym, actually stands for Near Field Crouton. as the name suggests, your crouton needs to be harvested in the same second-level administrative division as your location

strings and piano over wonky electronic beats is a really nice mood...

hosted on a now-inactive fc2 blog
only the one capture on wayback machine

hell yeah

i accidentally read the entirety of terry pratchett's guards! guards! instead of sleeping a few ago. had a good time with it

ah yeah so chromium just doesn't load other fonts even if you have a font containing the characters installed in your system. so if you wanna see the characters in chrome you have to manually set your standard font to noto symbols 2 in chrome://settings/fonts .

hallo! i'm listening to undertale ost made from memory while figuring out why chrome doesn't want to load external fonts that contain some of the newer unicode characters

heyy my windows machines (11 and 10) render them just fine. granted you need to install the noto symbols 2 font first. although for some reason chrome is unwilling to render the characters. firefox does it just fine

a choir of furries in your head

eeeh the stylistic choice of doing it like that is interesting but as far as the sliding scale of twovests' post scrutability goes it's pretty scrutable (speaking as someone who's only been here a year)

i wanna be like you (gay) when i grow up

i actually lean towards liking webp so i'm going sickos yes reading this

this reply will be kind of funny with the context of just the title and nothing else, but: i'm so fucking happy for you

thank you for sharing this. figuring stuff out rocks. seems like you've had a lot of... enjoyment? ("fun" feels kinda wrong...) along the way.

now i'm disappointed that it didn't say "hams"

plagiarize a famous writer

I want Swerve to win and then Hanger becomes a good guy again but I don't know how that happens.

ah you've got me fantasy booking... hmm. i think swerve winning again is valid. you give him momentum again. as for what that momentum is used for... a rematch for the world championship after bryan danielson disposes of jack perry? and then swerve loses that match to really solidify danielson's run? it's pretty easy to get the crowd behind swerve anyway, as we've established.

but this match has to be at least as brutal as the texas deathmatch, no. swerve wins but hangman actually does lasting damage on him. maybe have that damage be the reason swerve loses the rematch with danielson.

as for hangman... i like him losing, actually, with the final goal of getting him back into being a good guy. he stoops as "low" as swerve and it still doesn't work out. have him mess up a chance on the international/continental title due to him focusing on brutality instead of winning, that kinda stuff. do some soul-searching, reset...

or just stick mark briscoe on him if you're lazy. that always seems to work out

"This is arson!"

it's so dumb [affectionate]

Grey Zelda, Spider-man as a flying box, uwu Kirby, Batman as a flying crotch,

tag urself i'm uwu kirby

you shoulda done the thumbnail trick !!!

it's easy fun profitable and usually highly accurate to characterize terfs on tumblr as half frothing madness, half "i'm so lonely nobody wants to talk to me any more" posts. but, loathe as i am to give it to them: this is actually kinda interesting

don't personally sweat it too much

😅

kya i love the entire it is what it is album

get well...

i adore the entire album! i was hip to it via "new town"; i think this was their "breakout" song, at least as much as a half-forgotten band from two decades ago could have one? but lately my favourite from the album has been the opener, "ps exclusive". the instrumental breakdown in the middle, when combined with the frantic vocals, sets the tone really well for the rest of the album. an exemplary opener

life without buildings p good. "happy scottish lady doing sprechgesang over late '90s-early 00's indie rock" is a pretty potent formula

"malbulge" is when there's something wrong with your testicles

overcooked the noodles

would you say that's a pho pas