tell me more about the throbbing and wiggling.

I don't

Uh… no?

given that all but the most budget computers these days have at least 16gb of ram i think it should take 4gb at least

absolutely yes. i think it's important that jstpst keeps up with advancements in technology. we should also establish a presence in decentraland in order to reach gen z.

I'm not sure we have the money to integrate an LLM so I suggest we all take shifts being the robot. I'll go first.

Hello! Welcome to jstpst.net, the greatest place to post. How can I help you today?

It should be like three separate C-suite executives were afraid people might not notice the big bright honking virtual assistant chat

dog honey gone bad?? the poop won't stop HELP

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wiped too much (toilet paper bloody) best brand butthole bandaids?

hi, i'm really interested in the m3 flanged head phillips self tapping screw 14mm (pack of 10), can i get it in 3m serrated head 10mm (pack of 5) ?

uh can it be someone else's turn to be the chatbot now

Sure! Here's a link to a popular shopping website that has it in stock

I can't follow you on this one chief. jstpst.net NEEDS a slop factory if we ever hope to keep our DAUs up.

I'd be happy to "Freaky Friday" our roles if you'd like to be the chatbot! While I can't literally become a human in our conversation (or puppy, for legal reasons in the State of California) we can certainly role-play this scenario.

Would you like me to ask you questions as if you were the chatbot? Or perhaps you'd prefer to put me down "ethical style"? Let me know what you have in mind, and I'm ALWAYS happy to play along.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

DAU? Is this an Ethereum token I have not heard of yet? /sarc