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twovests wrote

Reply to comment by twovests in I finally got my personal website functional by WRETCHEDSORCERESS 

<script>
  document.addEventListener
  (
    // The webpage "document" listens for an event titled "DOMContentLoaded".
    "DOMContentLoaded",
    // When this happens, it runs this "anonymous function"
    // It takes no parameters, `()`, and runs everything inside the { }
    () => {
      // An array of splash text,
      splashes = [
        "born 2 post",
        "Now with 100% more post!",
        "Where's The Dog Honey?",
        "I love you thiiiiiiis much",
        "﷽﷽﷽﷽",
      ];
      // And now, inside the webpage "document", find our "splash", and set its text.
      // What do we set it to? splashes[ some_random_index ]
      document.getElementById("splash").textContent = splashes[
         Math.floor(Math.random() * splashes.length)
      ];
      // Most programming languages have something like "Math.randrange(0, splashes.length)"
      // But JavaScript hates you
    }
  );
</script>
<p id="splash"></p>

behold

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WRETCHEDSORCERESS OP wrote

Reply to comment by twovests in Microbe Monday - god save me by WRETCHEDSORCERESS

thank you! mercifully i am better now — still got a post infectious hacking cough though :(

viruses are indeed a type of video games! i run caves of qud on a fractal lattice of sulfolobus monocaudavirus.

which is really cool btw. the capsid looks awesome and its an archaeal virus. it goes after these super acidophilic thermophilic archaea in hot springs and the like

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