meow did that happen

i mean, mew would do such a thing

you in particular are especially allowed to do whatever you want with your coffee

i like to make cowboy coffee and then put condensed milk, vanilla and molasses in it

bonus is that i can make it in a regular cooking pot, and i never have to buy filters

fun fact most canned coffee has baking soda in it

I can do whatever I want? Brb, going to pour it down Bezos's shirt

/unjerk thank you for your coffee tips

That's just coffee

mmm bean juice

yes, i would like to enjoy a cup of cold-pressed coffee in the morning.

I think that's called keurig

a subtle fruity-ness

what it brings out is called yaoi im told

Yeah

true commitment to the bit 🫡

I'll let you know whether I sleep tonight!!

report back on symptoms!!

https://youtu.be/JYz1mXSU6Ak?si=PtJ5H1JRiC5pzEo3

a spoonful (･ω･｀人)

I have some coffee grounds right here bud, how much you want me to eat?

Sure, they're just dried black coffee and I love black coffee :3

in this instance, i meant the grounds left over after you brew the coffee, an unpressed french press if you will

I've had chocolate covered espresso beans before. I could imagine someone making coffee grounds into something OK to eat.

your mom was right, no dirt left behind

and if i double dared you?

i have done that many a times growing up. especially drinking sweetened coffee (the grounds are sweet!)

i'm reminded that my mother used to tell me that i will get punished in the afterlife for every grain of rice left on the plate. not sure if that's got anything to do with it though; i'm genuinely pretty sure that i was just Maximizing My Treats

Not unprompted but if you were willing to dare me....