twovests

twovests wrote (edited )

Reply to just learned something depressing about my flatmate by neku

Man :(

I'm in the US, so things might differ worldwide, but $5/month seems egregious for this. Some games give you in-game bucks when you watch ads. Microsoft Rewards is generous for the same deal (or, at least it was in ~2012, I bought an Assassins Creed game for $5 with my sick ad loot.)

Places like r/beermoney have good resources for this kind of "surveillance capitalism labor" and places like r/churning have good resources for the kind of "credit card rewards" or "$200 to open a checking account with us". In a few US and Canadian states, you can even get paid something like $0.05 per can or bottle you return. And Fiverr, MTurk, etc.

Hell, I've made about ~$2000 so far just from class action and related suits. This person (if in the US) would make a lot more money by just opting our of arbitration when possible.

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twovests wrote

Reply to comment by 500poundsofnothing in Yo what the fuck is up with the recent two vests post. by 500poundsofnothing

  • A lot of terfs I've interacted with have a poor understanding of radical feminism, and even an unfamiliarity with the most prominent radfems, like Valerie Solanas
  • Coffee is a roasted seed tea and it'd be funny to say I can't make you a cup because I'm jacking off too much, and that's the lefts fault
  • To two MRAs, "misandry" might be something that occupies their mind, but mean different things. This should seem like a problem or issue to us, but is not to MRAs.
  • We would not have sushi if we did not have people on the brink of starvation.
  • Cement would be a bad food to be introduced to cuisine if more people were starving.
  • Someone who wanted to have sex with me told me they don't have "the socioeconomic reach" to meet at a third place or to buy condoms. I stopped talking to them but did thank them in my head for the post
  • Coffee and weed is pretty bad. I don't know why people do this.
  • "I don't even have a womb so I can't go on Gay Dating Apps and ask people to get me pregnant" is just a conversation from my latest ChatGPT debugging session
  • I really meant the disability one. Everyone is either pre-disabled, or going to die before they become disabled.
  • blub blub
  • The Queer Community(tm)(?) seems to have started using "amab" and "afab" entirely in the same way people uses "boy" and "girl" 100 years ago. It's the same gender binary. (Also, reference to the same person before.) ("Erm... What the sigma?" is a new quote the younguns are saying)
  • Under communism, we'll have more child labor. Which sounds scary, but we have a lot of child labor all the time, such as when children clean up after themselves in school. We should have more of that and less coal mines.
  • I saw someone very angry about the new capture button on the latest Apple iPhones and that was funny
  • I have eaten about 18 eggs worth of homemade egg salad in the past 24 hours.
  • I can't stop thinking about her
    • This also applied to the aforementioned egg salad
  • i feel gay yearning
  • i am dehumanizing straight people. this is not a good thing but it is funny
  • why is jack black playing a confident and knowing steve? when you play minecraft, only brand new players have the steve skin. new minecrafters have three questions and they go in this order: (1) how do i get a pickaxe? (2) ok, how do i get a crafting table? (3) how do i change my skin?
    • the autistic he/him lesbian with the sonic skin is an amalgamation of two different people i knew: an autistic he/him lesbian (his name is xbox) and an autistic trans lesbian who was very into sonic.
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twovests OP wrote

Reply to comment by twovests in the funny thing is that universal basic income would just make capitalism work a lot better by twovests

beautiful trans skater girl my age who doesn't pass. save me

this one isn't a joke. you have this fantastic energy. and also really good legs. and good confidence. you're a big part of why i started hrt

facial stubble? broken nail polish? deep voice? it literally did not and does not matter. you tech deck'ed on the desk in front of me. i later learned you weren't even on hrt when i first met you

but all the things i wanted to compliment you about, were things i imagined you might be insecure about.

how do i say, "your nail polish is worn on most of your fingers and i love that about you?" how do i say "your facial hair makes me wonder why i ever worried about mine?"

sounds like a backhanded compliment. sounds really bad.

plus u use instagram as your primary messenger so idk how to message you... :'(

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