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Live life like you're going to be more disabled than you are now in 5 years.
This one isn't a joke + it's directed at currently-able-bodied people + the people on this site already know it so please post a qr code to this thread in your local dove bar
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8 months left to live. I don't even have a womb so I can't go on Gay Dating Apps and ask people to get me pregnant
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You see, "alcohol and coffee" or "cannabis and coffee" are obvious combinations of recreational drugs, but not widely celebrated. It's because it fucking sucks.
Drugs are mid enough on their own (my IQ is 97, almost a perfect 100), but these ones are worse together
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Condoms? I don't have the socioeconomic reach for that.
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No... That would be too simple.
Cement?
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No place for new foods to arrive from necessity. We need to return to pre-industrial humanity and also pre-surplus. We will find some delicious new things. Perhaps tree bark makes a nutritious tea?
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MRAs have very different concepts of misandry among them. One mans misandry is "sexual abuse" and another mans misandry is "I was rejected by a woman". Yet this is never a cause for friction
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coffee is a roasted seed tea and i would love to make you some, but the woke mob wants me to keep tugging on it, so my hands were tied
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tenderqueer "puff-puppy" (pup/pups, 15) introducing terf "radfem-witch-cher" (32) to valerie solanas in a tumblr argument
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which one was it? there are dozens of them!
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oh lol
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oh no
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WOOOO YEAH
claps really hard
(this looks delicious)
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Opened this in a cafe 10 hours ago on purpose with the volume up and everyone was really happy about it
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Novel experiences and self discovery are satisfying and enjoyable so that's fine to say!! I appreciate it <3
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yeah but i couldn't bear lying to him or disappointing him
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Read this as "Hams"... So disappointed right now
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Actual TLDR: After 12 years of wondering "what if", I answered my question, introspected a ton, and decided to stop HRT. This is gender affirming, as my ultimate goal in life is to be annoying and contrarian.
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If Twitter was a fish instead of a bird we'd be blubbing blubs instead of tweeting tweets