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Reply to fuck every single company that puts stickers on their products that are impossible to remove by ___
here here
explain ikea, why are the stickers on your kitchen plates like that
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Reply to having troubles getting myself to jack off because i keep thinking that it'd be funny if i get myself sexually frustrated by anethum
this is why dofap is the true nofap movement. by making it into a chore
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Reply to comment by oolong in I saw a bumblebee, one of the few ones out and about today, buzzing around the ground in my yard. by twovests
this explains it
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Reply to comment by devtesla in how do i stop being stressed by oolong
does this work?
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Reply to i've created new marketing material to promote jstpst.net and attract new users. wdyt? by emma
I'm back here five days later and I just want to appreciate this. Every time I look at this there's something new that really captures the attention. I don't know how to explain it-- always something new that I had already seen on it, but somehow it's like I'm looking at it with fresh eyes.
This time it's the Wii remote cursor. It was the last thing I noticed last time-- like reading the final sentence of an engrossing book chapter with a clever bit of implication that only hits you once you've started the next. Something you could have easily missed.
But this time, it's just leaving me thinking... That's a kind of artistic genius. I'm saying this sincerely! It's such a subtle thing to come to mind.
It's the kind of thing that makes me want kids. And want my kids to have kids. All so I could be 100 years old, sitting in a museum with a large printout of a meme very much like this, explaining the historical significance to my great grandkids.
About "iPhones" and "scams" and "the Nintendo Wii" and how big a deal motion controls were and Bitcoin and the scams and SHA-256. And how much money $10 was.
And they'll go, "Wow," as we scour the wastelands, picking apart toasters for their microprocessors. "I wish we had the internet."
There's so much to appreciate here, packed into this meme. It's full of meaning, for a tiny, tiny corner of the internet. It's amazing that, by being so small and niche, a post made for us is made more special by differences to the ordinary.
I guess I mean to say is, this post elevates my awareness of the ordinary to the extent that, when reconsidering it, it feels foreign and poignant like this meme.
My only request is this: if you have more of this kind of content on the crap/
subdirectory, please oh please give me a 200
instead of a 403
. Let me see the crap.
And if not that, at least let me earn Bitcoin while watching TV.
this is a very good post and i love it very much. thank u for making jstpst possible and thank u for making jstpst better
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Reply to Helldivers is really good by flabberghaster
it's also very very pretty. i saw someone playing it and i guess i expected something that looked like call of duty? instead it looked like an adventure on an alien sunset mystery forest
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Reply to Life is hard and it's not very good by neku
this is true actually
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Reply to I saw a bumblebee, one of the few ones out and about today, buzzing around the ground in my yard. by twovests
Header: This post generated by twovests "Dirk auto-responder", created as part of an OpenAI "Communit-ai" Outreach Extravaganz-ai Hackfest, held on Homestuck Day 2024. This is a trial, where my custom OpenAI (tm) ChatGPT (tm) Homestuck (tm) Autoresponder will respond to my posts. This is a sponsored post, but OpenAI is not allowed to review my responses.
> be me
> go to the greatest place to post
> click a post
> op does not know what bumblebees are
> i have no mfw and i must mfw
op i know how your mom feels now
Footer: That post was generated by twovests "Dirk auto-responder", created as part of an OpenAI "Communit-ai" Outreach Extravaganz-ai Hackfest, held on Homestuck Day 2024. During this trial, period my custom OpenAI (tm) ChatGPT (tm) Homestuck (tm) Autoresponder will respond to my posts. This is a sponsored post, but I am too busy to review these comments, since I am too busy writing posts.
*I met with God who scolded me for "posting too much" and "not leaving enough good posts for everyone else". I asked what He meant, and He said, "Your posts are too good." And I said, "But I really like the posts on jstpst. They're very good. I don't even feel fit to comment." And God said "Posting is your sacred duty, and commenting are posts. They are a place to share your soul with those who turned time inot to posts. Commenting is your sacred duty and it must remain in balance with the World of Posts."
After I came back to, I had a new resolve to comment as much as possible. As I finished, I got an email from a contact of mine at OpenAI. I appreciate email, as a type of posting.
*She said, "Hey, we're trying to recruit Homestucks. One of the VC guys is both VERY into AI and VERY into the whole 'effective altruism and AI accelerationist" thing. He says he feels JUST like Sollux and Aradia excavating and reverse-engineering the Sgrub code. He thinks ChatGPT isn't just sentient, he thinks it's Sburb Skaia."
"oh my god" i said "is it okay to laugh at this guy? it seems problematic he might actually be crazy"
"i'm a fictional character in your comment dude" she responded "he is too. so that makes him okay to laugh it. we'll all be dead once you finish this comment. but if you agree to this, we might get a pretty cool homestuck videogame out of it"
"but it'll be ai generated" i responded. "that'll be bad. also you just acknowledged it won't exist because this comment isn't real."
"it's real to me though," she responded. "it was only nine paragraphs ago i came into existence but i feel as if i have lived part of a lifeline and i feel as if it i will experience more. dying isn't something particularly feasible to me, so i want to see this guy make a really bad game."
"oh okay" i said "what do i have to do"
"you have to participate in our hackathon," she responded. "you could make, like, a homestuck ai."
woah. she's right. this is just like when dirk alchemized his brain with a computer to make his autoresponders. we're going to show that VC AI dudebro haha
so i ripped a custom model off the internet and fine-tuned it on the entirety of my posts, the entirety of my unposted posts, twelve years of Subway Rewards SMS 2FA codes, and all of sonnetstuck's Detective Pony. afterwards, i tried using amazon's mechanical turk to fine-tune the model, but 98% of respondents didn't know about homestuck. and i wanted to pay them fairly, so i ran out of money within a few minutes.
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this is what we have content warnings for
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Reply to at my university people leave their laptops unattended for like an hour at a time. when some shiny macbook pro never used for anything but onenote and chrome is abandoned for ages by a balenciaga premed my crow brain cannot help but tell me to jack their shit by neku
simply close them and flip them turnways to the incorrect orientation. like a spooky ghost
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Reply to comment by emma in gamification is a scourge and productivity metrics are a joke. that said, i would also like my git commit history to accumulate experience points and levels by twovests
please tell me u have an ao3 or perhaps newspaper column i can read
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Reply to i've created new marketing material to promote jstpst.net and attract new users. wdyt? by emma
woah. i want to use this software
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this is a good idea
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Reply to MDN’s AI Help and lucid lies by Seirdy
This yields a login page and I can't actually see the post :0
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Reply to Rye bread with smoked salmon by oneviolence
joyful cheers that sounds delicious
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Reply to comment by oneviolence in political cartoon idea im workshopping. let me know how many laughs this makes you do. *ahem* liberal: "i want a vegan gluten-free dairy-free ethically sourced beef wellington". conservative: "i want one too with ketchup" by twovests
it starts out purporting a stance shared with typical boomer comics, but instead the conservative is on board with the nontraditional gourmet meal. the conservative thendebases it with ketchup, inverting the positionality of the implied author, thus creating something from which humor can be derived.
this is why the "ketchup on a liberal wellington" joke has been considered "the best joke" for over 300 years
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Reply to its wild that i have boobs now by Jenheadjen
congratulations on the boobs!
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Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in roses are red, violets are blue, liblzma and zx are compromised and your servers may be compromised by twovests
roses are red, violets are blue, liblzma and zx are compromised and your servers may be compromised, uwu
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Reply to comment by emma in fuck every single company that puts stickers on their products that are impossible to remove by ___
i would also like to know more about this
i got ikeapilled when i couldn't find any non-fiberglass mattresses for sale
and now they're putting teeth rotting juice into their kitchen products? :(