twovests

twovests wrote

Reply to comment by oolong in i had some expensive instant coffee and it was kinda good by oolong

  1. i would not judge u

  2. even if i would judge u, my judgement should mean nothing. i wrote 2000 words agreeing on hating christmas

  3. i appreciate this!! most coffee snobs will decry instant and have no opinions on the various brands. and yet, i find myself with instant due to the circumstances of living with a baker, and on occasions i will drink it. "swift" sells specialty instant coffee at three dollars a cup and it's not even that good. i've enjoyed starbucks instant coffee but i don't want to support starbucks even before the whole "firing employees for unionizing and/or protesting israel". the nescafe instant gold looks like it makes a cup for $0.25 which is way more my speed.

thank u for sharing

thank u for posting

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twovests OP wrote

Reply to comment by anethum in "cool quartz necklace, what properties does it have?" well i purchased it because of the "craigslist jackoff necklace guy" but the most magical thing about it is its abundance on earth and the piezoelectric effect making it a fantastic clock in electric circuits. but mostly the jacking off by twovests

https://www.reddit.com/r/CrackheadCraigslist/comments/6i4od6/the_classic_jo_crystal/

just a guy on craigslist who has a crystal he charges through a group jackoff sesh

i have a crystal specifically because of this good post

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twovests wrote (edited )

Reply to I try very hard to keep a lid on my autistic bullshit but sometimes it escapes from me uncontrolled and I hate it so much by neku

you've gotta find other autistic people. as you know, i can relate to this big big big time

i'm proud of you for putting yourself into social situations, trying, and learning. it's hard and it sucks but it's worth it.

i've gotten comfortable with just being 'slow' about things, and apologizing at a later time if i've accidentally said something that made someone evidently hurt or uncomfortable.

i hope u can find other Autistics^TM who have a mutual yearning for connection and a mutual patience for friction

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twovests OP wrote

Reply to comment by neku in accidentally told an incredibly offensive 'joke' irl and alienated people. but the 'joke' was a true fact about me with no humorous intent by twovests

another funny seinfeld moment was when i was listening to a radio story about a similarity between a recent event and a seinfeld episode. with the car AC and fan on high, i had the radio up as well.

the radio show ended with an extended "seinfeld" theme song that played as i rolled into the driveway, turning off my car (and so AC and fans)

as i pulled in, the seinfeld theme blaring, my housemate exited the house and looked at my quizically.

from his perspective, the seinfeld theme song was my "driving around" music

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twovests OP wrote

Reply to comment by neku in the gower brothers (of runescape frame) are making another, better runescape, called "Brighter Shores" by twovests

normally i'm not on the angry gamer wave but modern runescape has very few of the qualities that made the original attractive

they released "old school runescape" and it's outperformed modern runescape ("evolution of combat") for 9 years now. it's about 5x more popular

but it's quite a grindy game so either way they're condemned

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twovests wrote

Reply to vegan bacon sandwich by Jenheadjen

i would like to know more. is vegan bacon good now?

(i ask this earnestly-- i don't think bacon is particularly good, but this seems like a difficult thing to imitate, especially without egg and gelatin)

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twovests wrote

Reply to The end of the MrBeast era by neku

i think it will be very funny if he's remembered as an auteur who eschewed capital for an uncompromising execution of his artistic vision

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twovests wrote (edited )

Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in The Cars' Just What I Needed but the title is replaced by Mario from Mario Advance saying it by hollyhoppet

you would be amazed by the music i do not know. you probably could not list music i know

EDIT: i am being sincere, i don't know most popular songs. you are not old, i am simply uncultured, and most of the things i listen to are made by people i personally know. i know only a scant few popular songs, like "the ABCs", "rudolph the red nosed reindeer", and "hey there delilah what is it like in new york city". but that's about it

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