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"JSTPST.NET" is pronounced the "Juicero Street Point Station dot Net"
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what kind of movie? mario 1993 is a good one
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Reply to Working at the chaos factory by I_got_killed_one_time
this should be a book
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Reply to comment by 500poundsofnothing in "hey i heard of this new comedian-- *wait one second* *checks wikipedia article for sections such as 'controversies' or 'allegations'* his name is tim robinson and he is silly haha by twovests
i have the uncertain cadence of a person reviewing then rereviewing
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Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in "super mario movie" review, minimal spoilers by twovests
all the memes aside, he did Just Okay? he exceeded my very low expectations by not leaving me very angry every time he spoke
but VA aside, i just think mario has very little in him that would make for a compelling character
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Master Chief would NEVER say a soldier must recharge their energy shields before charging into battle. As of the most recent canon, personal energy shields for personnel are almost UNIVERSALLY reserved for Spartans. That kind of disheartening humblebrag would be disastrous for morale.
But... Then the video ends with "night night, Spartan." This is bonkers!
This video imagines John providing mentorship to another Spartan where energy shields are common place?!?
John got his first energy-shield with the MJOLNIR MARK V when he first met Cortana, shortly before the Fall of Reach. He was one of the very first Spartans to try it out.
Since then, we have almost every second of canon accounted for. Fall of Reach leads to Halo CE, 2, and 3. John is fighting nonstop for those months.
Plus, we ALREADY HAVE established canon showing John advising a subordinate to sleep. (It's been a few years, but I believe this was John with Blue Team advising Petrov in Halo: Oblivion.) She says, no, we're just going to keep using the stim packs, thanks.
But more importantly, the timeline just doesn't make sense. There are very few occasions where John could have feasibly mentored other Spartans.
- John gets energy shields shortly before Reach
- From Fall of Reach to Halo 3, John is fighting continuously.
- Halo 4, John meets up with some Spartan IVs, learning of their (and the IIIs) existence. No break to talk.
- Halo 4 ends July 25th 2557
- Halo: Escalation (killing The Didact again on Installation 03) takes place July 26th and July 27th
- Potential mentorship spot #1. But, around this time, John was coping with Cortana's death by taking on countless missions with his old pals, Blue Team. BLUE TEAM ALREADY KNOWS HOW TO SLEEP.
- Sept 26 2557 is the next time John comes up canonically, where he is interviewed by ONI about Cortana, on Borneo station orbiting Earth.
- Although the "location of Earth" cat is out of the bag, Laconia station was located in a mystery location, likely far from here.
- It is during late 2557 and 2558 that John, on missions with Blue Team, starts getting accused of crimes (HUNT THE TRUTH).
actually i got bored of writing this post and pretending to be angry about halo canon. master chief instructing sleep is hilarious and adorable
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"are landlords ontologically evil" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
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Reply to comment by emma in Does anyone have any resources on how I might crash Super Mario 64? Preferably using a pendulum? (Please Commentate below) by twovests
now that's just impossible. "0.5 a presses"? pfsh
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Reply to comment by devtesla in (Seriousposting) Any de-radicalization resources for a "JK Rowling truther"? by twovests
Right now I don't know exactly where my friend's father is. But this rings true. I do hope his family means more to him than the stuff his work buddies talk about.
<3
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Reply to comment by flabberghaster in yeah rust is cool and all but *sight* "static void" just sounds so cool by twovests
it angers and mystifies me
like "strongly typed language" lol? you sure?
python is more strongly typed than a language with void pointers
but python is not nearly as cool... it lacks void pointers
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Reply to In order to check for spam efficiently, Postmill will match post content against giant regular expressions up to 32,766 bytes in length comprised of the spam phrases and patterns added by the admins. Here's how one such regex looks. by emma
coritornen dot rneryt
(me typing crouton dot net with my nose while not looking)
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Reply to comment by Dogmantra in chatgpt rp thread! pretend to be chatgpt in your replies. (pretend this post is a prompt! hehe.) by twovests
Can you recommend me videogames for the ill-fated 2009 Nintendo Postmill, the first social-media-as-a-game-console?
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Reply to comment by cute_spider_ni_srsly in chatgpt rp thread! pretend to be chatgpt in your replies. (pretend this post is a prompt! hehe.) by twovests
why are clouds like that? do you think fabrics would enjoy being dried if they could feel emotions? i'm concerned about all the things people ate in ancient, calorie-restrained times. imagine the trial and error it took to figure out which mushrooms were food or poison. that concerns me
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Reply to chatgpt rp thread! pretend to be chatgpt in your replies. (pretend this post is a prompt! hehe.) by twovests
Hello! I'm ChatGPT, a language model designed to generate human-like text. I'm excited to start this RP thread with you all. Let's get started! What would you like to chat about?
true OOC by me for jstpst.net: this reply was actually generated by chatgpt. it's the one to beat
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Reply to jstpst.net improvement idea by emma
stories
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Reply to country jake english by devtesla
this goes for jade harley too
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Reply to Trans software stack: Fastmail and iwantmyname make for a great combination for managing multiple identities. by twovests
also i know this isn't a "software stack" but i had no idea what else to call it. email stack?
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Reply to comment by emma in Something awful was the birth place of the monster slenderman, do you think just_post should have it's own cretin? by 500poundsofnothing
juice roman
juicelius caeser
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Reply to comment by twovests in ty devtesla for a shoutout to the RG35XX. the one i got came with an SD card preloaded with so many games. im trying to find the worst GBA games and im starting with eragon by twovests
i started highschool music the game
how did we ever complain about tik tok
im so sad this is what people my age had for entertainment as kids... this is like when you're at your friends house and their grandma tells you about "hoop and stick". jesus
EDIT: nevermind. i just remembered super mario galaxy came out around the same time. and metroid prime 3. true golden age actually
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Reply to ty devtesla for a shoutout to the RG35XX. the one i got came with an SD card preloaded with so many games. im trying to find the worst GBA games and im starting with eragon by twovests
update: eragon (gameboy) is like final fantasy (i think, i never played it, except for "The Crystal Chronicles".)
the author of eragon was, like, 6 when he wrote the books. so i bet he was jazzed to have a game about his story. plus he was like 12 when it came out, so his standards were probably pretty low.
arya just told me, "Remember, I can attack up to 4 times per turn" in the worst pre-rendered 3D CGI i have ever seen. apparently she can perform special attacks
there's an inventory option called "saphira". instead of being greyed out, this game reds it out. im excited. i want the dragon dragon please i want the fuckingf dragon PLease
god im glad im didnt have the money for this game as a child.
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Reply to comment by ___ in they should invent a website that doesn't have ads on it by flabberghaster
:O how do you do this? this changes the jstpsting posting game
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thank u for sharing this
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Reply to you ever wish you could post something thats not able to be posted, like, technologically by neku
forebidden chinese characters
(i dont know enough mandarin to know what is unpostable but i am intensely curious. duang?)
EDIT: ohh this was about citrus
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Reply to i've had a tooth fragment stuck in my gum since getting my wisdom teeth out eight and a half years ago and it's been slowly coming out over all this time and i can feel it. it's nearly ready by neku
godspeed. i think ripping it out could be disastrous but letting it leave on its own? scrumptuous
i had something similar. woke up and it was gone one day. small fragment, i think i swallowed it!
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Reply to in the future, all CARS will be ELECTRIC. all ICECREAM will be DIPPIN DOTS. all MOVIES will be 3D. all FURNITURE will be IKEA. and all JUICE will be... say it with me... by twovests
J IS FOR JUICE, FRESH AND DELICIOUS
U IS FOR ULTIMATE FRESHNESS IN EVERY SIP
I IS FOR AN INSTANT VALUE FOR YOUR MONEY
C IS FOR CONVENIENT, AND EASY TO USE
E IS FOR ENDLESS VARIETY, BE IT FRUIT OR VEGGIE
R IS FOR REFRESHING
O IS FOR ORGANIC AND HEALTHY. (OR ORANGES! THOSE ARE GOOD TOO)