I don't mean to sound unkind but I've always thought applying for documents with an X marker was a huge rube move

Bring back BlackBerries

Laser measure sounds like magic to me. What do you mean it can just tell??

Waiting for Godot was a documentary?

Thumb - vodka. I had to include some kind of alcohol if only for mixing purposes, plus I feel it's the most versatile booze.

Pointer - water (clean, cold, potable) This Queen needs no explanation.

Middle - Lighter fluid. Many uses and I find it funny to have a flaming middle finger.

Ring - most awkward finger to hold out by itself, at least for me. Would be a liquid I would need rarely. Prosecco, maybe.

Little - espresso. Once again no explanation needed. Imagine the little finger extended over a tiny espresso cup shooting out piping hot coffee. Prego!

I switched it around to top when I installed it and used that way for years, seemed weird to me to have it on the bottom lol. Just recently I was lying in bed dead tired on my phone and I was like wait why is this so unwieldy

It works well so far, idk why I haven't made the change before this

I think it's good that you're not numb to the sight

Yea but consider this: number go up!

This is a great tip indeed because I would never have the patience to wait for bananas to go bad

Where did you find that... I haven't bought cereal in years 😱

Once I tried to read that "guillotines are bad" essay that they like to disseminate but it was too boring and preachy. That's my only knowledge of anarchist theory

I should try making it sometime

I frequently do! And then I go back to sleep for a few more hours lol

That is weird as fuck I'm sorry

YES MA'AM YES

God willing. 🙏🏼

Trump unintentionally ends the concept of citizenship, becoming the hero of anarcho-marxists worldwide