nomorepie
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holy shit. glad he's okay. that's really frightening. when i was a kid i had a pet rabbit and we let her roam around in the garden and she went on the flat roof of this outbuilding and then just plopped right off the edge. she was fine but i just about had a heart attack
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Reply to the last non-computer machine you used just got a "this machine kills fascists" sticker. tell us how it kills fascists and we'll try to guess what it is by twovests
it adds up all their mischiefs and evil deeds in a tidy sum
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i live in walking distance of only a corner shop and a tesco so my impulse food purchase is usually chips or ramen
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oh you mean like a machine or such. i thought you meant just filler pills to take up space like sugar pills lol
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Reply to I dreamt that the latest jstpst meme was "dog honey" which was started by a post I made by Dogmantra
we need to spread awareness of dog honey
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Reply to Hog Doney by 500poundsofnothing
jr.
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Reply to comment by ellynu in [SOLVED] i want to be cremated after i've passed but if i'm cremated i can't become a skeleton by hollyhoppet
oh god when i was a kid i saw a news report of a person whose body was used for this anatomic model and they sliced him up into very thin layers and preserved him like that like salami. that fucked me up so bad
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Reply to HONK if you're shoo by oolong
Honk+!!
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Reply to If you had to form a band with a gross out name what would you choose? by 500poundsofnothing
bloody booger (one of my hungarian friends online uses that name , shoutout to veresfika)
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look at his little feeties!!
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Reply to me when im woke in the morning by twovests
i step into my jesus slippers (to remind myself that Hᴇ is always beneath me)
actual LOL
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that's amazing. wow
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Reply to Post some YouTube videos you've been liking by Moonside
i just looked through my liked videos so i have some on the ready:
steamed hams but it's a german expressionist film
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Reply to Crouton juicero with dog honey by flabberghaster
what is dog honey
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Reply to comment by Moonside in panasonic the hedgehog by Seirdy
i would play bon muet
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Reply to has anybody noticed a trend of 20 to 30 something men having horrible little mustaches by neku
im glad they're having fun with it tbh. if i had facial hair i would for sure do funky things with it
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Reply to i really hope the "based gigachad" people don't get a hold of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's "Professor Challenger" by twovests
i have never heard of this character, he sounds wild. on wiki in his character description the narrator first mentions his giant head lol
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Reply to armored choir by ___
hold on i gotta look something up... okay good post op
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me when fbg tell me to have an ice cream cone: 🫡
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Reply to comment by devtesla in Just listened to chap trap house for the first time by 500poundsofnothing
thats kinda depressing
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Reply to I cannot believe that I have only now just heard of the "Caught and Compressed to a Permanent End" meme / moment, wherein John Cena preempted Barack Obama on a National Announcement... by cute_spider
you know the energy in that crowd was insane that night... is cena a veteran or something?
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Reply to Imagine of instead of livin on sponge cake, the opening of margaritaville was livin on spunt cake by 500poundsofnothing
what if there was an evil woman and she was called Margarita de'Vil
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Reply to comment by flabberghaster in nicotine dependency post by hollyhoppet
lmao how long did you smoke? i also started at 18 when i moved out bc my dad always smoked at home and i got cravings! which is such bullshit tbh. i finally quit this year for real cos it's like prohibitively expensive now
wait, 19 not 18 i always forget i started school one year later than most ppl