three times daily except for the sabbath

post 👏 a 👏 pic 👏 of 👏 your 👏 cat

Wow - with each playful head squeeze, a spirited puppy unveils an incredible and amusing collection of funny noises

i originally was going to write "joie de vivre" but i wasn't sure if it was too much so i replaced it with a synonym that was really just as pretentious

well, they weren't real children. they were Hezbollah children

i think posts have an elan that an essay for class does not

writing an essay for uni right now and i'm here to say that your opinion isn't right

i just think its funny that youve been on the same site as me for like 7 years and i was out here every so often like "huh i wonder what happened to oakreef"

shut your mouth. we are faygo people

holy shit voxpoplar is oakreef??????? what the fuck???? i just assumed you vanished to the four winds when thefempire.org (*makes sign of the cross*) went down. what the fuck

when google reader went down someone made a clone called the old reader which is basically fine. if you need any specific features vs just a chronological list of posts its probably not quite right but for my needs its pretty much fine. the free version supports 100 subscriptions max so it might not suit you

hot and cold by katy perry

hmm maybe portable recharging pack. chapstick/moisturiser/sunscreen. if you take antidepressants or other medications every day it might be handy to have a day's worth just in case. face masks. some paper to write on. a little comb. maybe tweezers or some other swiss army knife type tool can be helpful to have around.

also the plot of the mass effect trilogy

seems bad

he's just a kid (like 22 or something) so i'm sure when he gets an actual job and a girlfriend he'll realise that tapping on ads for pennies is a waste of his time. its just sort of bleak, but also funny

yeah

i dont think he'd be a good life coach

sodomy!! sodomy!!!!!

i think they add character to the neighborhood :)