yeah i dont know why that one is pinned either lol

it has 4 subscribers

probably some sort of subscription service

research by equine scientists

advanced horse girls... do not trust these freaks of nature

in questions like these i always want to be like "oh i would have the coolest superpower to reflect what a cool motherfucker i am" but in reality, my superpower would probably be quite unremarkable if i had one. but i dont have a superpower, so im going to say i would have shapeshifting, because shapeshifting is cool and i could be whatever i wanted to be at any time

this sounds like a bad television programme

i think they should do the volleyball on an ice rink and the ice hockey on the beach.

we could just start posting ads pro bono. we already do it for juicero. subway eat fresh

in fact the reasons for her exposure... are pretty shameful!!

:O what did you do

yeah!!!!

appearing in front of a judge to explain why a 30 year old man is changing his name to Oprah Winfrey

y-you too!! *pimp walks away*

honestly not much has changed for me here

*stammering at the ticket counter* y-you too!!

*dashing away toward the accursed plains* oh my god why would you say "you too" back to the cleric who cast a blessing on you?? theyre not going to the accursed plains!!! you can never come back to this apothecary again

its nice that they just come out and say "i am constructing a straw man to argue with" outright