im having the same sort of week so far :( wish i was back in the primordial soup just floating

never use reddit

ime battery vacuums are nice in theory but when you get them in the hand theyre pretty underpowered, battery life is poor, and generally shoddily constructed/have a short life span. i'd take a strong wired vacuum over a weaker stick vacuum ten days a week

if you have back pain its important to bend with your knees while keeping your back straight. your thigh muscles are the strongest in your body - theyre meant to support your upper body!

hes in a tag team with the weastler, who is, presumably, from somewhere to the east of wexford

how tf do you coordinate this

i was about to say that i would hang out in a big glass of water but thats just swimming.

if i lived in gensokyo i would be a wolf human hybrid. when i get mad my eyes turn red and demon wings would come out of my back. my name would be like Scar or something. and i would get so much dick

i never really noticed r/place beyond headlines because i've been off reddit but i had a quick look and there's a nato logo in there. fucking nerds. someone replace it with a ☭

its literally the future today.

sometimes i see a cool thing from japan and i'm like"you know what? weebs are right. japan IS cool and probably has no problems"

theyre taking care of that themselves dont worry about it

ya i deactivated mine maybe a month or two after that guy bought it. i wasn't really having fun on there any more, and it only seems like its gotten worse on there since then

participating in language is like playing a 2000 year old game of telephone

are there vending machine enthusiasts? that sounds cool someone tell me about the vending machine subculture

no that's why they invented farmersonly dot com

actually the people behind farmers only were probably super bummed that their site became a joke lol

i dont go here but i would describe myself as an "evil gay spirit"

hi devtesla

ahhhh validation 😇

i've always said it (in my head because i dont talk about gifs out loud) with a soft g and i always will because i do not bend to the woke online mob. also i think because the letters in the word "gif" are in "giraffe" and so i decided it must be a soft g.

also i'm a soft type of g myself.

wtf

tumblr is already cursed by soooo many witches.

sometimes when youre hungry its like "bro I'm a clean slate... I'm pure and unburdened... there's no food in me I'm just an empty vessel..."

you have fried chicken at mcdonalds??

good, good... my plans are coming to fruition