i'm going to embed a bomb in a pdf and send it to adobes corporate office

yooooo

come on buddy third times the charm

boooo false advertising :(

was the cinnamon challenge just ritualised self harm

big job for croutons but i think they can do it

you knew it in your heart this entire time

looking at the /pol/ board

THE INTERNET IS DEAD. STOP USING IT. EAT RAW MEAT AND ORGANS AND BLOOD, THEN INJECT HCG, THEN TAKE AMPHETAMINES AND KILL THE NEW WORLD ORDER. THAT IS YOUR OBJECTIVE. FURTHER BROWSING IS VANITY.

off to a good start, guys! sounds like a great place to hang on the net!

great post. in some ways he feels like a victim of the "we're in the moment space" style of the modern music economy and in other ways a collaborator (for lack of a better term).

i liked aim and ignite back in 2013 though

cant believe we're going from ffxv starring lead bishie Noctis Lucis Caelum (yes i googled that) to ffxvi where the main dude is literally named "clive" like it's set in 1970s britain

privately is fine but its up to you

Posts on the platform have been dubbed 'skeets'[8][9] (claimed to be a portmanteau of 'sky' and 'tweet', but also a common slang term for ejaculation)[10] by frequent users, despite CEO Jay Graber pleading with users not to call them that.[11]

haha cool

i dont know enough about bluesky or bitcoin to say if youre right or not but i dont understand how they would integrate bitcoin into bluesky if its just another decentralised social networking service

everything is getting worse at all times

i think this is too optimistic. the most likely scenario that it will just make retro computing worse

last time i went to the dentist they were like "ok we need to take a photo of you" so i did like, the face you make when you show your teeth off, and they said "no just a regular photo" i was so embarrassed but like what do you want a photo of my face for???

thats not really what democrats are interested in, though, is it? like biden said (who is probably functionally exactly the same as clinton, except perhaps a little less hawkish and definitely more senile) when he was campaigning, under his government "nothing would fundamentally change". they dont care about preventing the "this" youre referring to in your title, they want to ensure that the deckchairs on the titanic are perfectly arranged (though not as much as they want to fundraise).

no never. i think that's supposed to be an american thing??

make sure to stand up as soon as the plane lands so that everyone knows that you're important

ya i dont give a FUCK about the magistrate

maybe if you're an open source development guy for long enough eventually you become an Open Source Development Guy

i dont use the federation stuff but i forgot that it was a twitter derivative and not just like, forums or whatever. i hope they continue to use "toot" as the name for their posts and the whole platform fails because of only that

sure but why would fb see mastodon as a rival? surely itd be better to spin up some take on twitter or something to capitalise on a dying platform rather than try and colonise a community of almost uniformly anti-facebook users