neku

neku wrote

Reply to review of concrete by hollyhoppet

In 1905, a settlement across the Baker River came into being due to the building of the Washington Portland Cement Company and was named "Cement City."

cement city sounds like it got turned down as a town name for the isometric fallout games for being too on the nose

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neku wrote

Reply to made an app to get the juice by emma

these motherfuckers forgot about buying juice from the store. anybody heard of these juicero jokers? they should get knocked down a peg

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neku wrote (edited )

Reply to extremely angry when a corporation makes an advertisement that is relatable and i happen to see it. very upsetting. by twovests

you're probably at least semi-joking but honestly its basically visual pollution. like, someone probably went to great lengths to design and build this building, and you're gonna slap a billboard on top of it and paste up some real estate agent's shitty grin, all for some extra cash? the world should be more like north korea

e: reading the op after im like "oh they were talking about relatable ads" but regardless im committing to my point

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neku wrote

Reply to i slid on the wet supermarket floor, and a can of beans fell out of my basket and rolled under the shelf in the taco section while i attempted to chase it down by emma

as someone who used to work in a supermarket:

  • there is an innumerable amount of filth under those shelves. they have never and will never be cleaned. that can of beans is lost to time.
  • its slack as fuck to leave surfaces wet like that. every supermarket employee is trained to deal with spills and they should have done better
  • nobody cares about stock shrinkage. if you smashed six bottles of $50 wine the only thing anybody would complain about is cleaning up the mess so don't worry about chasing a can of beans

bottom line is fuck em who cares. hope you're not hurt

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