They are doing insane frog violence to you

HACKED! lol owned 10,000,000 frogs on your computer now

Please install python and then run this program:

#!/usr/bin/env python3

def main():
    for _ in range(10_000_000):
        print("🐸")

if __name__ == "__main__":
    main()

Grok's woke.

I hope your body's various mechanisms for attacking pathogens work soon and you feel better.

i don't think i could do that; i can usually make enough soup for several days if i spend like an hour on it. i don't think i could make a multi course meal, and on short notice the problem would be i don't keep enough fresh vegetables around to do that.

oh that's actually a really good call. when i measure flour i have a whole process where i take a measuring cup and a butter knife to level the measurement off but that means i have to dirty two things up each time i measure.

I'll have to look in to getting a scale. i don't like buying special kitchen tools though, so who knows. if i get one i'll let you know.

yeah as far as using a scale to measure goes that's probably a good call if you wanna be really speciifc. one cup of flour can have different amounts depending on how much if fluffs, for example. but i feel like.......................................... IME cooking is pretty forgiving. you odn't need to be down to the miligram

there's always next week

ok so imagine a monster that's really scary. now make it so much scarier.

that's a fraction of how scary this thing is

i saw the joke but decided to post my own joke reply

keep on rockin'

it did actually!

none of this is true; i'm not making pasta. why are you making these baseless accusations about me?

It was the Friday before the week of Christmas

That would violate the Union contract us posters fought so hard for! We won't let this injustice stand!

It probably does in some way

This is a blatant violation of the computer fraud and abuse act of 1986. You'll be hearing from my legal team about this.