This entire website is a juicero buzz marketing attempt

I made crumpets!

But I ate them all

Yeah I'm talking N95. Paper and cloth masks are fake, but a nice gesture I guess.

I'd love to see a study backing up that n95 and above are less effective.

Idk I just like that phrase

The perfect home for me, someone who subsists entirely on apple juice

Juicero? I hardly knowero!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redwall

Redwall abbey ass beverage

Sounds good tho

She said I could have them

Gimme all of them

Woah hey watch where you're going I have all these flint flakes here

No! I can do better! Gimme a bit!

we should call it uhhhhhh..... The bad post zonr

i prefer if you don't; maybe you could put me in your mouth and then spit out a shell and watch it bounce around instead?

Oh hey pink yoshi, it's me, a koopa troopa. Mario just came past and I do NOT get paid enough to interfere, so I just kept walking back and forth and he ran past.

Stone henge, but it's a disappointing community park

The other 90% must be bangers

Linking to crouton.net will be disabled entirely by a code change to postmill.

It's like gushers, if they were invented in 1834

🤪!!