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Reply to comment by 500poundsofnothing in we should all start calling sandwiches "sandchs" by flabberghaster
Not to me, there's nothing too sacred to be abbreft.
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Reply to comment by ___ in roses are red, violets are blue, liblzma and zx are compromised and your servers may be compromised by twovests
Killing you
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Reply to comment by twovests in roses are red, violets are blue, liblzma and zx are compromised and your servers may be compromised by twovests
It's xz not zx 🤓
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Reply to comment by oneviolence in You know what? Fuck this! *anneals you* by flabberghaster
Heating you up and gonna cool you down over the course of many hours
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Reply to Pro tip: When youre walking down the street, dont be afraid to do a lil jig, if you feel like it by oneviolence
What if I get in trouble?
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Reply to i cannot sleep on my back for a whole night by ___
I think different people have different ways of sleeping. I can't sleep on my back either, I usually sleep on my side. Sometimes on my stomach
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Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in "christmas is fascist. holiday cheer is fascist. santa clause is fascist. gift giving is fascist. sorry to ruin your fun but it's true" by hollyhoppet
Friendship is fascist because friends are an in group contrasted against the outgroup of non friends (/s)
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Reply to comment by neku in I just learned that sometimes the things people say aren't fully accurate to the best of their knowledge, sometimes without even the intent to deceive by flabberghaster
This is so fucked up
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Reply to the chat gpt haircut by twovests
Can you describe what the hair cut looked like?
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Reply to Everyone is mad at you btw by 500poundsofnothing
fuck 'em, i'm right
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Reply to comment by 500poundsofnothing in 1 by alenky
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Reply to comment by anethum in going to give myself the "chat gpt" haircut if i can't find a queer hairdresser in my area by twovests
this one is on the more inscrutible end for me; what is a chat gpt haircut, what does that have to do with the hairdresser being queer?
I like the mystery though, keeps us all guessing.
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Reply to comment by anethum in My hip has been killing me all week by flabberghaster
It just sucks that in your 30s your body just starts to hurt sometimes for no discernable reason. Unfair.
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Reply to Cool image I found by 500poundsofnothing
I like this image, it's a very good image.
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Reply to just got an email from the "jstpst.net marketing team", who want to sponsor my video. this seems extremely real, and i am now about to click on all the .pdf.exe files they sent me. by emma
Sounds good, we just need some more info. Please fill out this google form I created which has a Wells Fargo logo at the top of it and let me know when that's done so we can get your computer set up with team viewer.
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Reply to comment by Dogmantra in Some of my closest friends ben a wee beest with foure legges by flabberghaster
Many of them do!
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Reply to comment by cute_spider in What if all the bad stuff miraculously stopped happening and only good stuff ever happened again? by flabberghaster
All those people keep leaving and I miss them
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I'll take a Caesar salad, hold the lettuce, hold the dressing, extra croutons please
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Reply to comment by twovests in I just drove 2000 miles in two days by flabberghaster
I just was trying to blast through and didn't stop except to get gas tbh.
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Reply to comment by twovests in What if all the bad stuff miraculously stopped happening and only good stuff ever happened again? by flabberghaster
I've always been a big supporter of Barney Saunders
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Reply to comment by cute_spider in What if all the bad stuff miraculously stopped happening and only good stuff ever happened again? by flabberghaster
The squirrels would have their own cauliflower
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Reply to https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0b/Peering_into_the_Black_Box,_Revisited_%2844738147682%29_-_Disassembled_Juicero_Press.jpg by 500poundsofnothing
Look how they massacred my boy
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Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in we should all start calling sandwiches "sandchs" by flabberghaster
Thank you, that's all I ask