emma wrote on May 15, 2024 at 4:06 PM

Reply to Wii Sports Resort Golf ASS% Speedrun in 1:51 (WR) by hollyhoppet

for those confused by this, see the assmann thread

emma wrote on May 11, 2024 at 11:32 PM

Reply to comment by I_got_killed_one_time in Buy NORCO by devtesla

is this one of those "political disagreements with strangers" i hear are so beneficial?

emma wrote on May 7, 2024 at 12:55 PM

Reply to who up crankin they hog? by oneviolence

this sounds like a scene from steamboat willie

emma wrote on May 3, 2024 at 8:06 AM

Reply to i deserve read-write access to the database by flabberghaster

the ceo of my workplace once told me this, and within hours the production database was gone

emma wrote on May 2, 2024 at 9:16 PM

Reply to keep thinking of good posts on the toilet but i'm not logged in on my phone and i don't remember my password by Alessia

move your pc to the bathroom

emma wrote on April 30, 2024 at 11:14 AM

Reply to Dolphin Progress Report Tenth Anniversary Special: February, March, and April 2024 by voxpoplar

Bisecting the issue, he traced it back to 5.0-20048, his own change!

don't you hate it when the scooby doo reveal backfires on you?

emma wrote on April 27, 2024 at 12:47 PM (edited on April 27, 2024 at 12:48 PM)

Reply to helix is my new favorite editor by twovests

not neovim

well i'm sold on it

too bad it doesn't run on my eee pc, though

emma wrote on April 22, 2024 at 10:28 AM

Reply to comment by ___ in fuck every single company that puts stickers on their products that are impossible to remove by ___

i knew i'd be questioned about this. so exactly two years and one day ago, i secured photographic evidence of this, to prove i'm not a nutter.

emma wrote on April 22, 2024 at 9:53 AM

Reply to comment by twovests in fuck every single company that puts stickers on their products that are impossible to remove by ___

what's with those disclaimers they have, about how using their kitchen products to consume liquids could rot your teeth or whatever? sketchy company.

emma wrote on April 18, 2024 at 10:36 PM

Reply to iPhone users, the Delta emulator (good Nintendo emulator) is on the app store. This might be temporary, so grab it now, fuck Nintendo by twovests

if this doesn't support the popular 2-in-1 Street Dance + Hit Mouse, then i will lose my shit and microwave all my iDevices

emma OP wrote on April 16, 2024 at 8:51 PM

Reply to comment by twovests in i've created new marketing material to promote jstpst.net and attract new users. wdyt? by emma

i have uploaded one (1) crap

emma wrote on April 12, 2024 at 4:30 PM

Reply to gamification is a scourge and productivity metrics are a joke. that said, i would also like my git commit history to accumulate experience points and levels by twovests

github engineer standing in a sea of rubble, formerly san francisco. every major city wiped off the face of the earth.

"we didn't think the 'break prod' achievement would incentivise that kind of action," he mutters.

the dozen or so survivors disperse. one uncovers a crate full of juicero juice packets, with an expiration date of november 2017. it is a joyous occasion for everyone.

emma wrote on April 11, 2024 at 8:03 PM

Reply to comment by flabberghaster in secret message to all just post ers by flabberghaster

i have successfully cracked it now. honestly it didn't even look like a real pgp message to me, like there's clearly two different base64-encoded sections, and a blank line that's necessary for some reason. but i guess i'm just used to other pem-based formats.

emma wrote on April 11, 2024 at 4:52 PM

Reply to secret message to all just post ers by flabberghaster

don't think anyone's gonna be cracking this one

emma wrote on April 6, 2024 at 12:42 PM

Reply to comment by twovests in MDN’s AI Help and lucid lies by Seirdy

you might say... the page was in akkoma

emma wrote on April 5, 2024 at 9:34 PM

Reply to aaaaaaggghghhhghaghhghghghghgggngfghfgfhhhh by ___

-----END PRIVATE KEY-----

emma wrote on April 2, 2024 at 4:38 AM

Reply to KFC by 500poundsofnothing

kjesus fucking christ

emma wrote on March 30, 2024 at 2:04 PM

Reply to its wild that i have boobs now by Jenheadjen

oh that's where i left them

emma wrote on March 30, 2024 at 6:54 AM

Reply to comment by neku in roses are red, violets are blue, liblzma and zx are compromised and your servers may be compromised by twovests

i just hate to see a project fall apart when it's this near completion

emma wrote on March 30, 2024 at 12:58 AM

Reply to roses are red, violets are blue, liblzma and zx are compromised and your servers may be compromised by twovests

i feel bad for JiaT75. three years of meticulous work maintaining xz, giving feedback on pull requests, discussing on mailing lists, volunteering documentation updates, and in the end, all they gained access to were the servers of some nutters who run debian unstable.

emma