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i don't think they had twitter when the french revolution happened
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Reply to comment by neku in Imagining a guy named Tom Andor Jerry by emma
disney parents innit
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Reply to comment by twovests in Imagining a guy named Tom Andor Jerry by emma
fucked up that math with zeros and ones was invented as late as sometime between 1815-1864
emma wrote
Ah, the experience of turning 30
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Reply to comment by twovests in A former US president has been found guilty on all 34 felony accounts. Legal experts are saying this sets a new precedent that might DESTROY Christianity in America. Want to learn more? Bing "Donald Trump Rule 34" for more information by twovests
Trump was farting and shitting and falling asleep in the court room?
the courtroom sketch artists better have captured this
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Reply to i installed windows 11 iot enterprise ltsc and it has been so smooth-sailing that i'm a bit annoyed by anethum
so i looked into the iot/embedded pricing, and a legit copy seems incredibly cheap? but you also have to 'apply for a CLA', after which microsoft will review your application and then presumably make you sign some paper in blood, so i'm not gonna do that.
i would download a pirated copy of enterprise and activate it using my totally legit list of product keys that does not belong to a friend's former employer, but i'm scared it's gonna be compromised. i guess i'll just keep doing the second best thing, and run 10 pro with updates blocked.
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seirdy.two
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Reply to work is trying to make me do LLM stuff by hollyhoppet
you have a rare opportunity to create some real value for shareholders here. no other company would think to make some crappy shit that's just three chatgpts in a trench coat.
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this joke only works in british english, where they're called fourums
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Reply to It’s called Happy Easter Xbox because you take one look at it and rejoice in the risen Christ by voxpoplar
happy 10,000th post xbox
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Reply to comment by neku in if bitcoin were any good there would be butchcoin. think about it by twovests
we simply haven't discovered the right celebrity and/or meme to put on the bitcoins yet. i think we should try "cybertruckcoin" next. #wgmi
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for those confused by this, see the assmann thread
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Reply to comment by I_got_killed_one_time in Buy NORCO by devtesla
is this one of those "political disagreements with strangers" i hear are so beneficial?
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Reply to who up crankin they hog? by oneviolence
this sounds like a scene from steamboat willie
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the ceo of my workplace once told me this, and within hours the production database was gone
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Reply to keep thinking of good posts on the toilet but i'm not logged in on my phone and i don't remember my password by Alessia
move your pc to the bathroom
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Reply to Dolphin Progress Report Tenth Anniversary Special: February, March, and April 2024 by voxpoplar
Bisecting the issue, he traced it back to 5.0-20048, his own change!
don't you hate it when the scooby doo reveal backfires on you?
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Reply to helix is my new favorite editor by twovests
not neovim
well i'm sold on it
too bad it doesn't run on my eee pc, though
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Reply to comment by ___ in fuck every single company that puts stickers on their products that are impossible to remove by ___
i knew i'd be questioned about this. so exactly two years and one day ago, i secured photographic evidence of this, to prove i'm not a nutter.
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Reply to comment by twovests in fuck every single company that puts stickers on their products that are impossible to remove by ___
what's with those disclaimers they have, about how using their kitchen products to consume liquids could rot your teeth or whatever? sketchy company.
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Reply to iPhone users, the Delta emulator (good Nintendo emulator) is on the app store. This might be temporary, so grab it now, fuck Nintendo by twovests
if this doesn't support the popular 2-in-1 Street Dance + Hit Mouse, then i will lose my shit and microwave all my iDevices
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Reply to comment by twovests in i've created new marketing material to promote jstpst.net and attract new users. wdyt? by emma
i have uploaded one (1) crap
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Reply to comment by nitori in Do images work? by emma
I think it's a CSP issue, like Postmill thinks it's hosted on http when actually it's https, and this causes some strange interaction with how thumbnailing works.
When I manually visit the thumbnail resolving URLs, then the thumbnails appear. Now there's a crouton.