so i looked into the iot/embedded pricing, and a legit copy seems incredibly cheap? but you also have to 'apply for a CLA', after which microsoft will review your application and then presumably make you sign some paper in blood, so i'm not gonna do that.

i would download a pirated copy of enterprise and activate it using my totally legit list of product keys that does not belong to a friend's former employer, but i'm scared it's gonna be compromised. i guess i'll just keep doing the second best thing, and run 10 pro with updates blocked.

seirdy.two

you have a rare opportunity to create some real value for shareholders here. no other company would think to make some crappy shit that's just three chatgpts in a trench coat.

what's your secret

did john mcclane write this

this joke only works in british english, where they're called fourums

happy 10,000th post xbox

we simply haven't discovered the right celebrity and/or meme to put on the bitcoins yet. i think we should try "cybertruckcoin" next. #wgmi

for those confused by this, see the assmann thread

is this one of those "political disagreements with strangers" i hear are so beneficial?

this sounds like a scene from steamboat willie

the ceo of my workplace once told me this, and within hours the production database was gone

move your pc to the bathroom

Bisecting the issue, he traced it back to 5.0-20048, his own change!

don't you hate it when the scooby doo reveal backfires on you?

not neovim

well i'm sold on it

too bad it doesn't run on my eee pc, though

i knew i'd be questioned about this. so exactly two years and one day ago, i secured photographic evidence of this, to prove i'm not a nutter.

what's with those disclaimers they have, about how using their kitchen products to consume liquids could rot your teeth or whatever? sketchy company.

if this doesn't support the popular 2-in-1 Street Dance + Hit Mouse, then i will lose my shit and microwave all my iDevices

i have uploaded one (1) crap

github engineer standing in a sea of rubble, formerly san francisco. every major city wiped off the face of the earth.

"we didn't think the 'break prod' achievement would incentivise that kind of action," he mutters.

the dozen or so survivors disperse. one uncovers a crate full of juicero juice packets, with an expiration date of november 2017. it is a joyous occasion for everyone.

i have successfully cracked it now. honestly it didn't even look like a real pgp message to me, like there's clearly two different base64-encoded sections, and a blank line that's necessary for some reason. but i guess i'm just used to other pem-based formats.

don't think anyone's gonna be cracking this one

you might say... the page was in akkoma

-----END PRIVATE KEY-----

kjesus fucking christ