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Reply to chatgpt rp thread! pretend to be chatgpt in your replies. (pretend this post is a prompt! hehe.) by twovests
As an AI language model, it is not ethical to me to provide information on how one could create an economically viable Juicero. Juice is a leading factor in the decline of dental health. In order to make juice, a Juicero applies thousands of pounds of pressure to a small surface, which might cause injuries. My goal is to provide facts and helpful responses, while taking ethical and moral considerations into account. Is there anything else you'd like to talk about?
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Reply to comment by devtesla in jstpst.net improvement idea by emma
if you think about it, books are also tiktok for text.
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Reply to comment by voxpoplar in I’m posting from my terminal using Lynx 🙂 by voxpoplar
well, if you can post and look at ascii buttholes, then lynx is the last browser you'll ever need.
emma wrote
Reply to I’m posting from my terminal using Lynx 🙂 by voxpoplar
but are you able to view the site with the ascii buttholes?
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Reply to comment by neku in "A Trans Man's Grindr DMs" by cain. (Short 2 minute game. CW for sex, general fetishization) by twovests
maybe it's a urologist looking to hook up with someone who has good urinary health. kinda like how a dentist wouldn't go out with someone who doesn't brush their teeth.
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Looks really neat. Too bad I never leave home, so I can't justify getting one.
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Reply to comment by cute_spider_ni_srsly in i read about utf-16 surrogate pairs and it ruined the rest of my day by emma
Nah, I don't think that's why. That's super weird though, it'd make sense if you saw an emoji being decomposed into its individual components, but those aren't the components of that emoji.
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Reply to what keyboard do you use? by twovests
i use a Logitech® Mx® Mechanical® Mini® Minimalist® Clicky® (graphite™)
wanted clicky keys and tolerable bluetooth. my previous taiwanese keyboard had neither.
dunno if i'd recommend it, the behaviour with wireless pairing and stuff is kinda jank. also the kailh switches are substantially worse than the mx blues keyboard i had way back, often registering button presses without a click. it's not a bad keyboard, but i feel it could be better, and especially at that asking price.
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Reply to comment by neku in In Superstar Saga you can punch Luigi’s balls for infinite money by voxpoplar
there are heal blocks in the jp version and 3ds remaster, so you can use them to replenish luigi's health and repeat the process
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Reply to comment by twovests in In Superstar Saga you can punch Luigi’s balls for infinite money by voxpoplar
it's just realism, as earning huge amounts of money from punching people in the balls is a thing you can do in real life.
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Reply to mario and luigi release timeline ends in 2019 with the hit title, "AlphaDream declares bankruptcy" by twovests
i completely forgot they did a superstar saga remake. since they've already gone bankrupt due to people like me, i can now pirate it without feeling bad.
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Reply to comment by flabberghaster in *takes a long drag of a cigarette* yes. metal slide in the new playground. yes... up side facing east south east... *laughs evilly* by twovests
That's just stonehenge
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Reply to comment by flabberghaster in in 2025, stackoverflow will oust the moderators that made their community hostile to newcomers. the former mods will buy a small internet forum called jstpst.net and begin locking posts that are "juicero-based" and "aren't good fits for a site where you just post" by emma
crouton.net will be acquired by yahoo, and you'll have to go through an incredibly confusing cookie consent dialogue before you're allowed to look at the crouton
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Reply to the difference between millenial and gen z (in the US at least) is if u can remember smoking indoors everywhere. what was up with that? by twovests
in the aftermath of the in-door smoking ban that happened here (2004), every so often they'd bring in weird nerds to the classroom to tell us that only losers smoke, which only made smoking seem like something cool the adults were trying to deprive us of.
also i can't believe the ban happened as late as 2004, like i seem to remember the smoking areas disappearing around the turn of the millennium. maybe they voluntarily shut them down.
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Reply to Infinite, AI-generated Seinfeld by voxpoplar
didn't take long for ai-jerry to become a transphobic outrage artist and get the whole account banned, lmao
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Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in name the worst sounding games. i'll start with "Mario's Cement Factory" by twovests
i nominate a different natsume game, S.C.A.T.
emma wrote
Wanna trade for my W-patterned crouton?
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Reply to comment by twovests in bootleg juicero by emma
well the juicero itself was bad because it was $700 for an over-engineered IoT bag squeezer, and the bags had drm, could only be purchased from juicero, and it turned out you didn't even need the machine to get the juice out of them.
the knockoff lets you press whatever fruit you please, but is somehow even more expensive, and there's a ton of people claiming theirs broke, or their order was never fulfilled in the first place. i came across the indiegogo because someone was selling one on a norwegian marketplace at a 95% loss.
i can see the appeal of a juicer that doesn't get dirty if you're really into drinking juice, but neither of these machines justify their selling price. personally i'll just stick to buying cartons.
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Reply to comment by voxpoplar in when i need to search through technical documentation, and i click the search bar and it says "Search by Algolia", that's when i know i will not find the answers i'm looking for by emma
i have no idea who that is, just like how algolia doesn't know what anything i type into it is
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Reply to check the blog on this site for a surprise by devtesla
holy fucking bingle. what?! :3
i can't find the surprise
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Reply to Postmill Deanonymization Attack concept. (you have nothing to worry about, just something i thought about) by twovests
those other instances would also have to run versions of postmill released prior to february 2020
also i have to conclude no one is reading the intermediate markdown being sent to the server, as i have yet to be banned for my discarded aviation joke about 'airbussy'
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Reply to what can i watch to see how computer monitors are made? i wonder how they get monitors to have just the right amount of pixels. it must be ultra precise. how are LCDs even wired? what does microLED look like? by twovests
well, you see, when a mummy monitor and a daddy monitor love each other very much...