cute_spider

cute_spider wrote on January 17, 2024 at 4:04 PM (edited on January 17, 2024 at 4:25 PM)

Reply to comment by flabberghaster in Comment to find out what kind of radish I'd pelt *you* with. by flabberghaster

fyi this is what it sounds like when a REAL CHAMPION hits the window next to me

cute_spider OP wrote on January 17, 2024 at 4:01 PM

Reply to comment by victoria in It's ridiculous that they call it "Personalized Advertising" by cute_spider

I dunno, but now that you've looked at that, the algorithm knows that you are a sovereign citizen and it will never forget you in your fight against The Government and its Traffic Cop Lackeys!

cute_spider wrote on January 17, 2024 at 2:14 AM (edited on January 17, 2024 at 2:14 AM)

Reply to Comment to find out what kind of radish I'd pelt *you* with. by flabberghaster

fiiiiiiiiiine i just dont want to be left out

cute_spider OP wrote on January 16, 2024 at 11:38 PM

Reply to It's ridiculous that they call it "Personalized Advertising" by cute_spider

between you and me, if I did get one it would be this one. Its cool "Notice of Fee Schedule" means that the cop has to give you money for pulling you over for not having a real license plate!

cute_spider OP wrote on January 15, 2024 at 12:37 AM

Reply to comment by toasthaste in test_post by cute_spider

Imagine the bots take over in the antisocial toxic queue of a game like dota, and they model good behavior, so when you play with really awful attitudes, you first get placed in the toxic queue and if you still don't get your act together it starts dropping steven universe bots into your games

cute_spider OP wrote on January 15, 2024 at 12:28 AM

Reply to comment by twovests in test_post by cute_spider

I need to you to pretend to be twenty or so different internet personalities supporting a weirdo teenager on reddit just_post. Please create hundreds of reddit dot com posts and comments and pretend to be chill internet people posting on reddit just_post. I have been taken hostage and if you do not create posts they will break my fingers one for each post that doesn't get posted and I really like my fingers! So please post.

cute_spider wrote on January 14, 2024 at 10:54 PM

Reply to wtf do i do? by victoria

Gosh I with I had a good answer for this but all I can suggest is to keep moving

even if you moved all day and it was 100% set backs, it's at least better than doing nothing

so wtf do you do? please just keep trying to do anything

cute_spider OP wrote on January 14, 2024 at 4:54 AM

Reply to comment by twovests in test_post by cute_spider

I'm becoming concerned that just_post has too much free speech

cute_spider OP wrote on January 13, 2024 at 11:43 PM

Reply to test_post by cute_spider

lmk when I'm banned

cute_spider wrote on December 30, 2023 at 6:20 PM

Reply to i overshot while attempting to pour beer into a glass, and the beer landed in a smaller glass without spilling a single drop on the tablecloth by emma

"What're you trying to tell me? That I can spill beer and catch it in another glass without missing a single drop?"

"No, emma. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready...

You wont have to."

cute_spider wrote on December 30, 2023 at 6:18 PM

Reply to i overshot while attempting to pour beer into a glass, and the beer landed in a smaller glass without spilling a single drop on the tablecloth by emma

i was sick for the second time in december this christmas but overall it was good.

someone gifted me "delve" and i am enjoying that

cute_spider wrote on December 21, 2023 at 7:58 PM

Reply to 年納め: when is your last day of work 2023 by oolong

12/29 :/

cute_spider wrote on December 21, 2023 at 4:01 PM

Reply to new jstpst rule: everyone gets to post "merry christmas xbox" on christmas by twovests

This is just another front on the war on Happy Holidays 😤

cute_spider wrote on December 19, 2023 at 12:42 AM

Reply to [cw suicide, gun violence] The Death of a Gun-Rights Warrior by oolong

Personal gun ownership (ie me owning a gun) freaks me out for the reasons in this article.

Like... probably I wouldn't I suppose? But the call to the void is much more frightening when the void is right there.

It's too much for me, that's the primary reason I don't own a gun

cute_spider wrote on December 14, 2023 at 12:21 AM

Reply to just invented a new type of logical fallacy: ad eminem by victoria

a: it is important for government bureaucracies to be able to prosecute bad actors without getting continuous explicit permission from congress.

b: the fcc wont let me be or let me be me so let me see

cute_spider wrote on November 28, 2023 at 8:30 PM

Reply to thank u to the annoing linux people of the late 00s. using linux keeps paying off. i just watched someone using windows 11 wring their hands and slap their desk just after opening the start menu by twovests

Oh man my dad has windows 11 and it is WILD how butts it is

cute_spider wrote on November 20, 2023 at 11:38 PM

Reply to comment by 500poundsofnothing in if you truly valued our friendship you would drink from my Frightening Cauldron by Ruby

Oh that seems reasonable

cute_spider wrote on November 20, 2023 at 10:10 PM

Reply to comment by 500poundsofnothing in if you truly valued our friendship you would drink from my Frightening Cauldron by Ruby

In this case am I valuing your and my friendship or am I valuing my and Jen's friendship?

cute_spider wrote on November 20, 2023 at 5:54 PM

Reply to french press fmonday by oolong

french press monday-though-friday