cowloom
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Reply to Shout-out to all the other cool trans people on this website this fine Transgender Thursday by Ruby
was thinking of giving emma a shoutout today for the Postmill updates, but I was worried that would be too meta
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Reply to comment by missingno in ACTUAL and REAL solution to the monty hall problem by hollyhoppet
i instantly knew this would be the top comment
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Reply to Stir Fry by WRETCHEDSORCERESS
i want some of that
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every so often I am reminded that advertisements exist
I have gone to such great lengths to eschew all ads, that whenever I see one I am instantly nettled, and make a vow to never buy whatever they're selling
my life is so much more peaceful without ads being shoved down my throat
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Hooray! I saw your downtime message, and thought it was pretty funny ;)
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Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in Downtime over, upgrade complete! Sorry for logging you out. by twovests
Me too.
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drink some WATER
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Reply to penne arrabiatta with sauteed shiitakes by cowloom
update: this gave me heartburn, but it was sooo worth it
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Reply to comment by devtesla in today in job postings that make me feel like severance is less exaggerated a parody than one might initially think by hollyhoppet
that would be extra wild, since that film was shot at least 40 years after he worked there
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Reply to comment by devtesla in today in job postings that make me feel like severance is less exaggerated a parody than one might initially think by hollyhoppet
What! That's crazy, my grandfather worked for Bell Labs in New Jersey during the late 50s and early 60s! I had no idea that was the same building!
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Reply to comment by Ruby in toasted bagel sandwich by cowloom
it was!
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suddenly having cravings for croutons
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damn, I forgot to post a trans person to spotlight this week! next time
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Reply to comment by underscores in it won't be long before "the 20s" will generally be understood to mean the current decade, instead of the 1920s by cowloom
By the power invested in me (by myself), I hereby decree the 2020s to be "The Terrible Twenties"
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Reply to comment by nitori in it won't be long before "the 20s" will generally be understood to mean the current decade, instead of the 1920s by cowloom
By the power invested in me (by myself), I hereby decree the 2020s to be "The Terrible Twenties"
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Reply to if they don't make a pissing on the moon joke in the new sonic movie I'm getting a refund by cowloom
Update: we got a Hot Topic joke, so I'll accept that
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Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in This post is for FLEXING by cowloom
for a second I thought you were talking about the 3D modeling software from the 90s
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Reply to comment by cute_spider in This post is for FLEXING by cowloom
and now you've broken your streak!
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Reply to This post is for FLEXING by cowloom
Back in college, I was taking an ethics class, and one day we were going over Marx (yeah, I don't know why he came up in ethics class, either). The professor made a mistake in explaining one part of his philosophy, and I raised my hand to correct her. I don't remember exactly what it was about, since this was over ten years ago, but she told me I was wrong, and not to interrupt her class. Well, a couple days later, I showed her a quote from Marx himself setting the record straight (in rather harsh language - what can I say, it's Marx), because several people had the same misconception in his day. This made her even more irate. Another student later tried persuading me to apologize to her, but I wasn't having it. Nobody ever acknowledged that I was right, so in spite of that, check out this flex, Dr. Wrong!
Edit: I just remembered another one. In a former programming job of mine, I was arguing with my boss over one piece of code. I said that the code wouldn't run, and he said that it would. So, I ran the script, and it threw an error, as I expected. It wasn't that difficult to understand; I think a computer science student could have understood why it wouldn't work. But, I chose to act meek, and say, "Huh, looks like it threw an error." But now that I don't work there anymore, I can confidently say, "Error: Variable manager_intelligence not found."
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Reply to you know that thing where the screen goes black and you get just a reflection of your face from a really unflattering angle by Ruby
no such thing as a bad angle for boobies
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Reply to Hey guys what stews do you like? by Moonside
I've got another one for you, this is a recipe for white bean & portobello stew. Credit goes to Kristy Turner for this recipe.
Ingredients:
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2 teaspoons extra virgin olive oil
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2 leeks (white part only), halved lengthwise and thinly sliced
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2 garlic cloves, minced
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1 carrot, chopped
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1 celery rib, chopped
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4 portobello mushrooms, sliced into ½-inch (1 cm) wide strips
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1 tablespoon liquid aminos
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1 tablespoon chopped fresh rosemary
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1 tablespoon chopped fresh thyme
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1 tablespoon chopped fresh sage
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1 teaspoon fennel seeds
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3 cups (525 g) cooked great Northern beans or two 15-ounce (425 g) cans, rinsed and drained
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4 cups (1,000 ml) vegetable broth (chicken-flavored vegetable broth is best here; see tip)
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1 cup (250 ml) water
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1 teaspoon white miso
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1 teaspoon liquid smoke
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Salt and black pepper to taste
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3 cups (40 g) roughly chopped kale
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Crusty French bread or Southern Biscuits, optional
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Heat the oil in a large pot over medium heat. Add the leeks and garlic and sauté for 2 to 3 minutes, until fragrant. Add the carrot and celery and sauté for another 2 to 3 minutes. Add the mushrooms, liquid aminos, rosemary, thyme, sage, and fennel seeds. Sauté for 3 to 4 minutes.
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Add the beans, broth, water, and miso. Bring to a boil, then reduce the heat and cover, leaving the lid open a crack. Simmer for 25 to 30 minutes.
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When some of the liquid has reduced and the vegetables are tender, add the liquid smoke, salt, and black pepper. Fold in the kale and cook just until the kale begins to wilt, then remove from the heat.
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Serve warm, with bread, if desired. Leftovers can be chilled in an airtight container up to 5 days.
TIP
You can purchase vegan broths that are chicken or beef flavored. They do not contain animal products, but they are seasoned to taste like their non-vegan counterparts.
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Reply to comment by cowloom in [a noise that cannot be represented by any known alphabet] by cowloom
To be clear, "would that I could show you" is the closest approximation of the noise in the latin alphabet, not a sentence I was trying to say in response to your comment.
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Reply to comment by rain in How do you do your taxes, fellow feminists? by twovests
You don't even need to know how to program; if you can do elementary school arithmetic, then you can file a paper form. The tedious part is reading all of the instructions.
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Reply to [FiftyFiftyAdvice] Recovering from a spot of terrible illness? Don't forget to have your favorite drugs. This post brought to you by "Probably Caffeine Withdrawals". by twovests
This really is a 50/50. Magic mushrooms are my favorite drug, so those plus diarrhea would equal weird diarrhea.
Also, I'm glad you're feeling better!