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Reply to comment by emma in fuck every single company that puts stickers on their products that are impossible to remove by victoria
i think that has to do with baby bottle tooth decay, instead of it being a warning about materials inherent in ikea's kitchen products themselves? i wonder if they use that exact boilerplate for every food-related product that's aimed at children
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Reply to comment by oolong in how about beyonce covering "jolene" erasing the implied gay of the song _and_ turning it into "you can't step to me because we're _so good at monogamy_" by anethum
i think that rocks but also it's separate somehow? like, your problem is you have a good tea but with bad snacks, and you solve it by having better tea but still bad snacks? that analogy is kinda doomed from the beginning
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Reply to how about beyonce covering "jolene" erasing the implied gay of the song _and_ turning it into "you can't step to me because we're _so good at monogamy_" by anethum
some more stuff because i'm shadowboxing with a guy i made up in my head and losing:
i don't have any problems with beyonce doing country. i actually think the songs sound cool! please don't lump me in with the folks who are criticizing her for that. god knows there are actual, more profound criticisms of beyonce that could be had (s/o to oolong for sharing that article here a few back). though i guess that's not my place specifically to do that. so i'll stick to the more superficial stuff. hee.
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Reply to comment by anethum in Intro | What football will look like in the future by twovests
if i was an anime fan i would say that ten is my "waifu". but i will not say that because i'm not an anime fan
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sometimes i think about how 17776 is big on tumblr and how tumblr folks are completely going crazy over a sportswriter. always gets me really giddy
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Reply to comment by Dogmantra in a proper cup of tea | terry cavanagh by anethum
radical political position: all teas are valid
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Reply to comment by oolong in a proper cup of tea | terry cavanagh by anethum
first thing i did was pour milk three times. i crylaughed and never really recovered
(i'm sleep-deprived too, that probably doesn't help)
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Reply to thoughts about the halo books. (nsfw) by twovests
i love this
i've never played a single minute of a halo
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Reply to please select one of the numbered options on my to do list to choose what i get rid of next by neku
#1 313 organise poster
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Reply to comment by anethum in A Nice Cup of Tea (George Orwell) by nitori
checking in: a cheap teabag (that i still think is nicest when drunk plain anyway), three teaspoons of powdered milk, sweetened with stevia, and a pinch of salt.
...maybe the salt lifted the drink up a bit? it's a sideways movement at worst. maybe using stevia for sweetener messes up the flavour profile? possibly. not really a big fan of regular sugar, though.
you could argue that by this point it's not even tea any more; it's just some abominable hot cocktail. i'd again argue that we're past that point when we added milk into it
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Reply to A Nice Cup of Tea (George Orwell) by nitori
But still, how can you call yourself a true tea-lover if you destroy the flavour of your tea by putting sugar in it? It would be equally reasonable to put in pepper or salt.
haven't checked yet, but just like how adding a little bit of salt into your chocolate drink works well, i think we could be onto something with a little bit of salt in your milk tea?
anyway, two can play that game: i don't think you should even add milk if your leaves are that good. are we tasting the tea or the milk here, hm
my personal tastes: i don't put sugar in tea, but occasionally some cheap tea that's a little bit too sweet is nice i think. it's difficult to get milk that's not flavoured/sweetened in my place anyway so any milk tea would be sweet by default, so no milk either. but when i do put milk in it, i make it a little bit too sweet, again. for some reason i can never get it "sweet enough", but "not sweet enough" is by far the worst thing for me.
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Reply to "cool quartz necklace, what properties does it have?" well i purchased it because of the "craigslist jackoff necklace guy" but the most magical thing about it is its abundance on earth and the piezoelectric effect making it a fantastic clock in electric circuits. but mostly the jacking off by twovests
what if i ask you to explain yourself. would you write a 1,500-word explainer on "craiglist jackoff necklace guy". what if i ask nicely
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Reply to sombre announcement by oolong
i don't drink coffee so i'm drinking milk in honor of you
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related reading: Pitchfork lived and died by the internet.
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what the hell
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Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in magnum-opus-posting: eating a tube of toothpaste a day for five years to prove flouride toxicity is fake by twovests
He also, reportedly, during a serious bout of pleurisy in his mid-50s, had his nurse rub him from head to foot with Vaseline. He soon recovered, and credited his recovery to Vaseline.
i wonder if this will also cure me. actually you know what just do it anyway
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Reply to clarifying my position on christmas (part 1) by twovests
oo ee oo i am gonna kill the santa
oh oh gonna throw him cans of coke
oh my god that makes him more powerful instead
i fucked up, my bad
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Reply to Balatro suggestion (balatro spoilers) by cute_spider
coud you unlock in-game achievements/jokers with a seeded run?
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how'd you even find this
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Reply to I just learned that sometimes the things people say aren't fully accurate to the best of their knowledge, sometimes without even the intent to deceive by flabberghaster
speaking as someone who does that: sometimes you just need to say things. yeah, it sounds horrible, but: it's like a rhythm game. sometimes the notes just come to you and you just gotta. hit it, to keep the tempo of the conversation. my sentences are usually 70% caveats by content, but sometimes you just can't get these in and it sucks but that's how it is
obviously if the topic at hand is serious, folks shouldn't do that, but
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Reply to the chat gpt haircut by twovests
i had actually posted a hypothesis on what your original post could've meant and where it could've come from and i deleted it 'cause i didn't vibe with it and i'm so glad i did because this is such a good story and my hypothesis turned out to be so off-base that it would almost feel like i'm belittling you
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Reply to comment by Moonside in The game magazine that spent two years taunting a Final Fantasy VIII hater by anethum
when i got to that part i hooted
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Reply to going to give myself the "chat gpt" haircut if i can't find a queer hairdresser in my area by twovests
gonna make the sliding scale of scrutability for twovests' posts one of these days
you know what i might make chat gpt do it actually
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Reply to im postin'! by oneviolence
as a universe balancing act, i'm gonna not post