Jenheadjen wrote on April 14, 2024 at 7:00 PM

Reply to List of terrifying halloween fruits and vegetables: by flabberghaster

stabbage

Jenheadjen wrote on March 30, 2024 at 4:52 PM

Reply to roses are red, violets are blue, liblzma and zx are compromised and your servers may be compromised by twovests

liblzma balls lol

Jenheadjen OP wrote on March 30, 2024 at 4:47 PM

Reply to comment by emma in its wild that i have boobs now by Jenheadjen

i'm keeping them sorry

Jenheadjen wrote on March 19, 2024 at 3:51 PM

Reply to comment by neku in jstpst is the very best place to post. i just went on other sites... *shudders* by twovests

tumblr is i think less bad than like twitter or reddit, but i dont know if i would go so far as to call it good

Jenheadjen wrote on March 17, 2024 at 10:35 PM

Reply to comment by emma in the original zelda is a game so good they remade it 9 times. the reason was it sucks by twovests

I'm glad to find another person with the correct opinion on Zelda II, that game deserves so much more respect than it gets

Jenheadjen OP wrote on March 16, 2024 at 3:03 PM

Reply to comment by twovests in vegan bacon sandwich by Jenheadjen

It tastes good although it doesn't taste exactly like meat bacon (i think, i've been vegan long enough that my memories of how meat tasted are a lil fuzzy). It also varies a lot depending on what type of vegan bacon it is, tempeh bacon, eggplant bacon, and soy bacon all have a different vibe to them

Jenheadjen wrote on March 13, 2024 at 7:18 AM

Reply to Lunch 2: It's a corndog this time by 500poundsofnothing

god its been years since ive had a corndog, i need to fix this

Jenheadjen wrote on March 10, 2024 at 1:47 PM

Reply to epic failure: mixing "cheers" and "best regards" to "chest regards" in my email to elvira and getting rejected by the "mailer daemon" by twovests

i think this is one of your best posts yet

Jenheadjen wrote on February 24, 2024 at 4:12 AM

Reply to https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0b/Peering_into_the_Black_Box,_Revisited_%2844738147682%29_-_Disassembled_Juicero_Press.jpg by 500poundsofnothing

this is the most efficient way to squeeze juice packets

Jenheadjen wrote on February 23, 2024 at 1:11 AM

Reply to Anyone notice how tipsy is so scary? by 500poundsofnothing

https://staging.cohostcdn.org/attachment/619f25f8-787f-4ca5-b005-a179c55fe347/20240220_070900.jpg

Jenheadjen OP wrote on February 18, 2024 at 1:47 PM

Reply to comment by ___ in I'm kind of like if a lesbian was gay and attracted to women by Jenheadjen

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^ likr this

Jenheadjen wrote on February 11, 2024 at 6:15 AM

Reply to Goodbye Gloryhole by 500poundsofnothing

end of an era

Jenheadjen wrote on February 4, 2024 at 10:57 PM

Reply to an unusual amount of my posts here in the past month have been about jerking off by devtesla

its the hot new trend that's sweeping the nation

Jenheadjen wrote on February 3, 2024 at 11:38 PM

Reply to if bit coin were to come in physical shiny coins... that would make it much more appealing. i have to say. chunky coins that i can have in a pile by twovests

to me nothing is a real currency until they start making chocolate coins of it

Jenheadjen wrote on February 2, 2024 at 3:29 PM

Reply to why do they call it soy boy when you soy in the boy soy out fem the girl by ___

i feel slightly bad about figuring out i was trans literally just a few months after i went vegan for accidentally becoming living evidence for the bullshit feminizing soy theory

Jenheadjen wrote on February 1, 2024 at 8:40 PM

Reply to this thread is for sexually explicit super mario brothers roleplay. today is a dark day for jstpst. by twovests

im horny goomba

Jenheadjen wrote on January 29, 2024 at 7:31 AM

Reply to Nitter is dead. by anethum

A shame, without nitter if you don't have an account you cant view threads or comments, only the original post you were linked to, so this leaves users without accounts unable to see most of the site, and i'm sure as hell not making a new twitter account.