500poundsofnothing wrote on February 4, 2024 at 8:00 PM

Reply to an unusual amount of my posts here in the past month have been about jerking off by devtesla

there are two subforums about cranking it and also not cranking it. We are in the era of crank.

500poundsofnothing wrote on February 2, 2024 at 1:30 AM

Reply to if the official jstpst,net app isn't available on the Vision Pro at launch tomorrow, i'm going to go ape shit and break my $3,499 toy by emma

What is a vision pro?

500poundsofnothing OP wrote on January 17, 2024 at 8:17 PM

Reply to comment by Jenheadjen in https://luckycraft.com/LuckyCraft/images/catalog/80-LCS-701MXF.jpg by 500poundsofnothing

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500poundsofnothing wrote on January 10, 2024 at 7:16 PM

Reply to comment by twovests in Tenga review by twovests

Wait how are they avant-garde?

500poundsofnothing wrote on January 5, 2024 at 2:22 AM

Reply to why are y'all so funny and clever by anethum

digeases

500poundsofnothing OP wrote on December 18, 2023 at 4:53 PM

Reply to comment by I_got_killed_one_time in Unicode Snowman for You by 500poundsofnothing

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500poundsofnothing OP wrote on December 18, 2023 at 4:53 PM

Reply to comment by Jenheadjen in Unicode Snowman for You by 500poundsofnothing

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500poundsofnothing OP wrote on December 17, 2023 at 11:24 PM

Reply to comment by twovests in Unicode Snowman for You by 500poundsofnothing

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500poundsofnothing wrote on December 13, 2023 at 5:37 AM

Reply to comment by flabberghaster in becoming an astronaut to fulfill my childhood dream of dropkicking the mars rover by Jenheadjen

mars gravity makes u strung

500poundsofnothing wrote on December 12, 2023 at 3:21 AM

Reply to i've invented a new gay, sloppy movie theater treat, it's called topcorn by ___

should I try it today?

500poundsofnothing wrote on December 8, 2023 at 4:12 AM

Reply to comment by winter in I've invented a new wet, sloppy movie theater treat, it's called plopcorn. by flabberghaster

you don't have a choice.

500poundsofnothing wrote on December 8, 2023 at 3:21 AM

Reply to comment by ___ in new gender just dropped: boyprincess by Seirdy

she did not

500poundsofnothing wrote on December 7, 2023 at 5:21 PM

Reply to new gender just dropped: boyprincess by Seirdy

one time I saw a middle aged woman wearing a shirt that said boymother, I think that is also a type of gender.

500poundsofnothing wrote on November 20, 2023 at 10:27 PM

Reply to comment by cute_spider in if you truly valued our friendship you would drink from my Frightening Cauldron by Jenheadjen

i am asking if jen value's my friendship

500poundsofnothing wrote on November 20, 2023 at 9:51 PM

Reply to if you truly valued our friendship you would drink from my Frightening Cauldron by Jenheadjen

what about my vile concoction?

500poundsofnothing

500poundsofnothing wrote on February 4, 2024 at 8:00 PM

The Assassination of Radcliff Fourfingers by the Interdimensional Demon Fueled Space Ship Warp Core The Devil of Moonsil

I think paul needs to be taken down a peg

didn't jack it today btw

500poundsofnothing wrote on February 2, 2024 at 1:30 AM

I love to checking my emails

starting to pink

500poundsofnothing OP wrote on January 17, 2024 at 8:17 PM

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SHould I do the important tasks I have been putting off for weeks or should I jalckoff?

500poundsofnothing wrote on January 10, 2024 at 7:16 PM

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500poundsofnothing OP wrote on December 18, 2023 at 4:53 PM

500poundsofnothing OP wrote on December 18, 2023 at 4:53 PM

500poundsofnothing OP wrote on December 17, 2023 at 11:24 PM

Unicode Snowman for You

500poundsofnothing wrote on December 13, 2023 at 5:37 AM

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500poundsofnothing wrote on December 8, 2023 at 4:12 AM

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500poundsofnothing wrote on December 7, 2023 at 5:21 PM

Some of you obviously aren't going to acknowledge this, but it's important!

500poundsofnothing wrote on November 20, 2023 at 10:27 PM

500poundsofnothing wrote on November 20, 2023 at 9:51 PM

I'm imagining