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cryptocurrencies are bad but NFTs are bad it's actually funny [longposting]

Submitted by twovests on December 19, 2022 at 4:19 PM in just_post

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when shinji is told to pilot the eva and save earth from the angels or whatever, the weight he felt on his shoulders is the exact same as when elasticsearch goes down in production and my bosses tell me i'm the only one in the company who can fix it

Submitted by emma on December 19, 2022 at 10:14 AM in just_post

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was cleaning today and found my imzy shirt at the bottom of my dresser

Submitted by hollyhoppet on December 18, 2022 at 11:20 PM in just_post

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(cw: sadposting) things nobody tells u about being sad

Submitted by twovests on December 18, 2022 at 4:11 PM in just_post

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"something smells fishy here, but maybe we're in a fish factory" "you flip flop like a fish out of water in the sandal factory" "you're cutting corners like rush hour at the circle factory" i love idioms recontextualized as factory productivity

Submitted by twovests on December 18, 2022 at 11:17 PM in just_post

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musk is worse at moderation than i was when i was 10 and i'm not exaggerating or joking

Submitted by twovests on December 18, 2022 at 6:37 PM in just_post

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it's saturday

Submitted by hollyhoppet on December 17, 2022 at 9:30 PM in just_post

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Tactica - Premonition / Forecast Mauvais (1995) [Trip Hop]

youtube.com

Submitted by musou on December 16, 2022 at 9:37 PM in post_music

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Minesweeper Opening Strategy: The Classical

youtu.be

Submitted by Moonside on December 16, 2022 at 4:18 PM in just_post

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It's Thursday

Submitted by flabberghaster on December 16, 2022 at 12:40 AM in just_post

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my favorite jokes are ones that go "mens 9-in-1: shampoo body-wash conditioner toothpaste coconut oil" and then continues, listing varying conceptually-incompatible liquids

Submitted by twovests on December 14, 2022 at 5:07 AM in just_post

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why doesn't jst pst have a "This site is protected by military-grade 256 bit SSL 3 encryption for your security" in the form of a 176x62 (double 88x31) pixel banner? i'll even make one

Submitted by twovests on December 13, 2022 at 10:28 PM in just_post

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"End Of Road For GOTMILF License Plate", 2004, "The Smoking Gun". DOCUMENT: Crime. Article starts, "JULY 21--This is the story of GOTMILF. In May 2002, ..."

Submitted by twovests on December 13, 2022 at 9:06 PM in just_post

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I think about "sexism is when girls aren't allowed to play baseball" frequently

jstpst.net

Submitted by voxpoplar on December 12, 2022 at 7:41 PM in just_post

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In 2006, Clooney said in an interview with Barbara Walters that in Batman & Robin he played Batman as gay: "I was in a rubber suit and I had rubber nipples. I could have played Batman straight, but I made him gay". Walters asked, "Is Batman gay?", to which he responded, "No, but I made him gay".

Submitted by twovests on December 11, 2022 at 3:36 AM in just_post

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anybody else here who's trans who really hates astrology?

Submitted by twovests on December 10, 2022 at 7:56 PM in just_post

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Homosexuality in the Batman franchise - Wikipedia, the Free Encyclopedia that Anyone can edit

en.wikipedia.org

Submitted by twovests on December 11, 2022 at 12:02 AM in just_post

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Wikipedia:Unusual_articles

en.wikipedia.org

Submitted by twovests on December 11, 2022 at 12:00 AM in just_post

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120 years of "kids these days are spoiled"

mstdn.ca

Submitted by hollyhoppet on December 10, 2022 at 5:50 PM in just_post

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More like snore-poration

Submitted by flabberghaster on December 9, 2022 at 5:06 PM in just_post

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Raspberry pi hired a cop 😔

Submitted by flabberghaster on December 8, 2022 at 7:33 PM in technology

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Pee is stored in the eyeballs

Submitted by Seirdy on December 9, 2022 at 6:34 AM in just_post

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i asked chatgpt for the 100 days of christmas

Submitted by twovests on December 9, 2022 at 5:10 AM in just_post (edited on December 9, 2022 at 5:10 AM)