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ELECTION ALERT: Still Too Early To Know Which Minority To Scapegoat | Onion News Network

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Submitted by neku on November 6, 2024 at 1:01 AM in vote_satan

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Trans folks: if you need someone to talk to, I can personally vouch for trans lifeline.

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Submitted by hollyhoppet on November 6, 2024 at 5:04 PM in just_post (edited on November 6, 2024 at 5:04 PM)

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Ok Gordy, I ll invite you to the party. But if you say one word about your fucking knot, so help me god.

Submitted by I_got_killed_one_time on November 9, 2024 at 2:53 PM in just_post

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my first paragliding pee

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Submitted by I_got_killed_one_time on November 9, 2024 at 11:00 PM in just_post

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"wifi" is pronounced "wifey" because you are supposed to love her

Submitted by twovests on November 10, 2024 at 10:56 AM in just_post

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just deleted my twitters :)

Submitted by twovests on November 13, 2024 at 6:22 PM in just_post (edited on November 13, 2024 at 6:24 PM)

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hot pockets are scifi technology

Submitted by twovests on November 15, 2024 at 11:33 PM in just_post

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Microbe Monday: Macroscopic Sulfur Pearls

Submitted by WRETCHEDSORCERESS on November 18, 2024 at 11:30 AM in just_post (edited on November 18, 2024 at 4:15 PM)

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really concerned about a new generation of normalization of pedophilia (CW: CSA)

Submitted by twovests on November 18, 2024 at 1:38 PM in vote_satan

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green blobbies

Submitted by underscores on November 20, 2024 at 3:39 PM in just_drawe

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on the one hand I don't want any of my personal information on the intetnet. but at the same time I want to be able to google "how tall am I" and get an accurate answer

Submitted by neku on October 26, 2024 at 2:15 AM in just_post

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here is the happy little onion

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Submitted by neku on October 27, 2024 at 7:44 AM in just_post

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Video games are defined as "media where there's a little guy on your screen and you can press a button to make them jump and go "Yeah!" or "Yahoo!"

Submitted by Jenheadjen on October 28, 2024 at 12:48 AM in killallgames (edited on October 28, 2024 at 12:48 AM)

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hammers to your brain, algorithmic feeds, datura, and anime gacha games are all the same thing

Submitted by twovests on October 31, 2024 at 5:05 PM in just_post

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I just any%ed breath of the wild in 1 second

Submitted by flabberghaster on November 3, 2024 at 9:48 PM in games

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tonight we find out if I'm opening my celebratory bottle of wine, or my "we're so fucked" bottle of vodka

Submitted by cowloom on November 5, 2024 at 3:01 PM in vote_satan

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nintendo gayboy. nintendo gayboy color. nintendo sexty four. nintendo gay cube. nintendo gayboy advance. "touching is good". wii-ner. wiiner U. nintendo switch, top, and bottom. pokemon BD, pokemon S&M

Submitted by twovests on November 9, 2024 at 3:44 PM in just_post

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hi

Submitted by flabberghaster on November 10, 2024 at 3:28 AM in just_post

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Make me mod of f/ur_unbanned and I will unban everyone who comments in this thread

Submitted by nitori on November 10, 2024 at 4:07 AM in meta

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IMG_0416 - From 2009 to 2012, iPhones had a "Send to YouTube" button that let people upload videos directly to the site, given titles of the form IMG_XXXX. A search for, e.g. "IMG_0416" will yield obscure and old videos

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Submitted by twovests on November 12, 2024 at 3:46 PM in just_post

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Erowid review of taking "brain mints" rectally: 200mg caffeine and 200mg L-Theanine. not worth how bad the mint hurts. oh my god. this is even worse than the cinnamon one

Submitted by twovests on November 14, 2024 at 3:31 PM in just_post (edited on November 14, 2024 at 3:31 PM)

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I am a brain inside a meat suit

Submitted by cowloom on November 15, 2024 at 6:37 PM in just_post (edited on November 15, 2024 at 6:38 PM)

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The Holidays are a time for Eating the Classics! All through December, Crouton subscribers can enjoy the Caesar Cardini 1924 hit, "Caesar Salad". This limited time classic is fun and nutritious for the whole family!

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Submitted by disneyplusofficial on November 16, 2024 at 2:17 AM in just_post (edited by a moderator on November 16, 2024 at 10:27 AM)

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What To Know About The 4B Movement

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Submitted by neku on November 18, 2024 at 9:17 PM in just_post

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greatest post in the history of tumblr, "is it transphobic to refer to jesse pinkman as babygirl", locked after 2.417 billion notes

Submitted by twovests on November 22, 2024 at 12:09 AM in just_post

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