did you like them

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I only played them like 2 years ago

i have never considered the possibility that there is a person out there that has not played portal 1 and 2

VITA LIVES

im more of a Super Slurpers Dancing All Night guy

tfw there will never be a game as good as tf2 ever again :[

this makes me wonder what does "too good" even mean? can a game be too good? i suppose we might not know until we see it.

One other character I'd like to touch upon is Peach. She's great and Anna Taylor Joy is a joy. But her character gave off "corporate-approved girl power, we hope she can be profitable like Elsa Frozen," vibes.

oh for sure I've already bought my nieces a peach and a zelda ambomii

It was fine but Murder of Sonic was better.

all the memes aside, he did Just Okay? he exceeded my very low expectations by not leaving me very angry every time he spoke

but VA aside, i just think mario has very little in him that would make for a compelling character

I think the ultimate problem is that the main character, Mario, is fucking boring

i can't believe a character played by chrisp ratt is boring, oh what a surprise

1. take the pendulum from your favorite clock

2. while your nintendo 64 is running mario 64, smash the cartridge with the pendulum. aim to smack the cartridge out of the slot, though fully removing the cartridge isn't necessarily required to trigger the crash

3. with enough luck, the game will crash after a swing or two. it may take more depending on how weak and noodly your arms are

Twovests "Henry" Yoshi

now that's just impossible. "0.5 a presses"? pfsh

i hear you can do this by inputting 0.5 A presses

don't think it's possible sorry

game: killed

hashtag relatable

just_dance

dance dance dance, I wanna see yur dances, I wanna be yur friend

in the waypoint podcast renata (the author of the article) goes into deeper detail and it's just... so weirdly blatantly corrupt lol.

the Olympics are a deeply fucked up institution in and of themselves and I shouldn’t care about their bullshit decisions but I really intensely dislike the idea of a privately owned and copyrighted product being an Olympic event

even though i really loved playing half life thinking about it now its just like... man what a bummer. its kinda like... barring portal, valve is a company thats more interested in hardware (and sometimes making games with stories in order to sell hardware) and lootboxes/battle passes. maybe if i had a vr set and played alyx i'd feel differently

i didn't realise that by punching luigi's balls for coins you were taking his life points away, so if you wanted to get more coins you had to heal him before punching his balls again. he's like prometheus except he didn't even do anything wrong

often called an orchidectomy