listens to music

its good

thank you music

it didn't work :(

oh yeah? name five of their albums

voice-activated assistant play music

why?

:D

Mine is to cut myself another slice of cake, amirite #Gamers?!

Counterspell.

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Maybe it's that they get off to engaging in things they deem 'immoral', so they push hateful rhetoric in their public live just so they can turn around and engage in 'deviance'. Like if transphobia and homophobia was magically not a thing, they wouldn't get off to doing shit like tjis because it's normal and accepted. It'd no longer a fetish to them, it'd just be normal.

woah threads stay open forever

Forever is a long time

yeah

mine is to cut myself some discord, on that one too much

given circumstances i honestly thought "keep on rockin'" was a pretty solid actual resolution

great. now i have to change my pants.

ok so imagine a monster that's really scary. now make it so much scarier.

that's a fraction of how scary this thing is

can you describe it?

I don’t know, but hypocrisy on moral issues from the far right is hardly a new phenomenon. How many anti gay congressmen have been caught with male sex workers in the last 50 years? Beyond that, this is a guy who is cheating on his wife; Im not an advocate of monogamy or marriage but there doesn’t seem to be anything ethical about this guy’s non-monogamy. In short, he’s a hypocritical, lying POS who thinks with his crotch.

I just hope your friend is getting a nice bag from him. Make him pay dearly for it.

which is to say yes I saw and acknowledged your joke by referencing it in an obtuse way

one of the various new years resolution strips that Ozy & Millie ran was a guest strip that I've been unable to find again for the past few years but it was a similar joke and I want to post it every year but I end up settling for a different one, such as this one, the very first!

Now I’m reading this in 2025.

Happy nude queer!

gets dressed and goes off to find breakfast

I noticed but I didn’t have anything funny to say in response that wasn’t also horribly dark. So I stuck with somewhat serious and at least slightly positive.

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refers to the chart

i see,

SUCCESS!

brush teeth