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ok

so

has anyone tried making one of these in tears of the kingdom yet?

i have no creativity, but apparently you can build a fucking gundam or an eva or whatever, so it makes sense you could build a juicero, too

sadly there are no squishing physics ;_;

wooo love that

the juicero is the same though. i tried using it once and an orange clipped out of it. smashed through my window and sailed into the horizon at terminal velocity

couldn't you put some like splash fruits between two boards attached to springs, then have the boards go off and set off the splashfruits?

Assuming air dynamics aren't actually modeled, the glider has air resistance built in and faked (probably a function of torque, momentum, and angle.)

This -- impressively -- fakes the compression of air, i.e. squishing physics, just as Juicero fakes the compression of fruit.

The Zelda universe does not canonically state it is not one where all the atomic particles are delicious fruits.

Conclusion: Perhaps we already have a juicero, and it's the glider?

holy shit you're a genius

here you go, juicero 2 https://elekk.xyz/@hoppet/110516017634592978

dope

does it make korok juice?

i refuse to let any korok ever come to harm