Recent comments in /f/just_crime
nomorepie wrote
Reply to I think it's unfair to arrest a burglar just for breaking and entering or theft. It's literally their job to do that. by flabberghaster
They should set up Potemkin villages for the burglars to use as enrichment
oolong wrote
Reply to I think it's unfair to arrest a burglar just for breaking and entering or theft. It's literally their job to do that. by flabberghaster
they should form a burglar advocacy group to represent the cause
nitori wrote
Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in Mod Announcement: despite his many crimes and incitement to commit crimes, Alex Jones is NOT welcome to post at /f/just_crime by flabberghaster
they're turning the croutons gay!
flabberghaster OP wrote
Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in Mod Announcement: despite his many crimes and incitement to commit crimes, Alex Jones is NOT welcome to post at /f/just_crime by flabberghaster
You need Crouton Force Plus to stop the globalist assault on your mind!
hollyhoppet wrote
Reply to Mod Announcement: despite his many crimes and incitement to commit crimes, Alex Jones is NOT welcome to post at /f/just_crime by flabberghaster
god imagine having the opportunity to crouton alex jones
flabberghaster OP moderator wrote
Reply to comment by emma in Mod Announcement: despite his many crimes and incitement to commit crimes, Alex Jones is NOT welcome to post at /f/just_crime by flabberghaster
We're leaving it up to moderator discression.
emma wrote
Reply to Mod Announcement: despite his many crimes and incitement to commit crimes, Alex Jones is NOT welcome to post at /f/just_crime by flabberghaster
does this apply to all people named alex jones, or just a particular alex jones?
flabberghaster wrote
Reply to any suggestions? i'm getting bored by oolong
Just post!
oolong OP wrote
Reply to comment by missingno in any suggestions? i'm getting bored by oolong
walking in front of my neighbour's house but not on their property until morale improves
oolong OP wrote
Reply to comment by neku in any suggestions? i'm getting bored by oolong
be gay, do crimes all in one, i got it
missingno wrote
Reply to any suggestions? i'm getting bored by oolong
loitering
neku wrote
Reply to any suggestions? i'm getting bored by oolong
sodomy!! sodomy!!!!!
oolong OP wrote
Reply to comment by cute_spider in any suggestions? i'm getting bored by oolong
i will try throwing my compost into my neighbour's garden
oolong OP wrote
Reply to comment by anethum in any suggestions? i'm getting bored by oolong
as shakespeare once said, when he plagiarised me, to tea or not to tea, that is the question
oolong OP wrote
Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in any suggestions? i'm getting bored by oolong
i will pen it under murder and arson
cute_spider wrote
Reply to any suggestions? i'm getting bored by oolong
have you tried eco-terror?
hollyhoppet wrote
Reply to any suggestions? i'm getting bored by oolong
jaywalk
anethum wrote
Reply to any suggestions? i'm getting bored by oolong
plagiarize a famous writer
flabberghaster wrote
Reply to i won't be having lunch [Aa] by oolong
>:D
twovests wrote
Reply to comment by cute_spider in it's 4:20pm on 4/20 by cute_spider
the day opposite of halloween, a bunch of witches have an orgy on a mountain
it this means anything, 10/20 would be like 4/20 but even cooler
cute_spider OP wrote
Reply to it's 4:20pm on 4/20 by cute_spider
you know considering I was born on 10/20, weed day is the opposite day of my birthday
makes u think
Moonside wrote
Reply to *dude who comes from an orange orchard visiting a guy who comes from an apple orchard* you're eating that wrong haha. you're eating the fucking rind. haha. why is the rind so thin? why isn't it juicy? by twovests
I followed an apple orchardist on Twitter and they have some incredibly niche knowledge about varieties. I guess the one thing they'd be bragging about for real would be the vastly better storage capability of apples - there's a newish variety that can be stored up-to a year.
twovests OP wrote
Reply to comment by neku in i love hyacinths especially the purple ones :) by twovests
god i love putple hyacinths
neku wrote
Reply to comment by twovests in i love hyacinths especially the purple ones :) by twovests
weak. stand by your convictions
twovests wrote
Reply to damm by oolong
his name is about as close as you can get a name to Luigi's Mansion without being nonbinary