Cool! Never seen this before; must be a Texas thing I guess.

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ooo thank you!!

it depends on your body weight and the amount ingested but it can indeed send you into a coma!! it's toxic and really effective on pimples

well duly noted, i am not going to fuck around with my tea tree oil

that sounds scary, i knew these were strong chemicals but i didn't know they could numb half your body

Well there's this sliced bread in Texas called Texas toast which is packaged and not yet toasted, and can be eaten untoasted https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Texas_toast.jpg

i posted about this on the fempire as it happened, and essentially, i am really careless.

to treat cystic acne, ie to dry the hell out of it, i would dab tea tree oil onto my face but i'd use a drenched cotton swab or tissue. and i'd do it while my face was still wet. and i'd use it right above my mouth and under my nose. so that one time, a slightly diluted drop of tea tea oil got into my mouth and then i experienced numbness from the waist down and light headedness for half an hour.

i tried using the fempire as poison control (i emailed the local poison authority too, they responded to me a whole month later lol) while panicking but it was luckily not that bad. unfortunately i did not learn because i had minor repeats of this until the tea tree oil expired and my mom threw it out. i'm currently considering buying a bottle again!

tell me what happened. how did this happen. hypothetically, as someone who just poisoned themselves recently and would like to avoid it but also owns tea tree oil

I'm going to assimilate the FUCK out of this

there may be no more pie, but there is always more pi; the digits never end.

Yeah, I really don't like the moves away from GPL type stuff to more corporate friendly software licenses.

I usually like to toss the tofu in a bit of salt and msg, prebake it in convection oven til its lightly browned and slightly crisp, then toss them into the stir fry before I add the sauce!

You can use cornstarch and stuff for more of a coating, but I dont normally feel the need. It's a fun treat if you're craving that crispy fried texture though

Good luck with the tofu!!! It's one of my favorite foods :)

beaming you some through the psionic mass mind.....

this is rich, coming from a "no more pie"

Whenever I start feeling this way, I remind myself that people who lived under brutal empires in the past probably also felt the same way. But those empires eventually crumbled, the people started the long journey of healing, and eventually the future was bright again. I very much want a good future, but that future has to be fought for, and part of that means rooting out defeatist thoughts.

I'm a fan of the "revolutionary suicide" concept (by this I mean the original meaning of the phrase as coined by Huey Newton, before it was hijacked by the Jonestown cult). Revolutionary suicide, in its original form, was the idea that it is better to die on your feet than on your knees; that it is better to die resisting the forces that would drive me to self murder, rather than by giving in to them. This is one of the things that keeps me going. If the fascists want me dead, they will have to come and kill me themselves. I won't do it for them.

No matter how bleak things may be, we can't give up hope. Because there is always hope, as long as people are willing to resist.

i love the lighter oolongs

unfortunately as a dd/mm user I must wait until the third of dodecember to eat my celebration pie :(

not sure if this needs a crouton or not.... i actually like this post quite a bit. difficult to say

I’m curious which corner of america. I’ve lived my whole life here, and the only time I’ve heard untoasted bread referred to as toast was when you planned on toasting it before eating.

Oh you misunderstand - I don’t want to keep the goat, I want the goat as a neighbor. Wandering around, climbing cars, eating bicycles, alternatively delighting and terrifying the kids. You know, a goat being a free goat.

I’m also joking; I live in town and while it would be fun to watch my neighbors try to cope it would almost certainly end badly for the goat :(

raw as in not toasted, but it's still toast because i guess that's how americans call that kind of sliced bread :P

They seem like fun animals but hellish to keep

Sounds good, I need to make this as well (bought tofu the other day but I've never made it before so I'm scared to try 😅)