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twovests OP wrote

Reply to comment by neku in unposted posts by twovests

well i also wanted it to be a coherent argument for why i think christmas is fascist, told as a series of short narratives each with a lesson, analyzing a facet of fascism through christmas

but i am not a good writer and dont know a lot about things. and joe biden dropped out so a lot of the humor was lost

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twovests OP wrote

Reply to comment by flabberghaster in i loooove having millions of liquid crystals, coerced by captured lightning, to obscure this pane of pure light. each shadow is a sigil, and baby, i'm crafting incantations of a millions of these runes. by twovests

there is nothing to apologize for at all. all posts are good posts, but yours i particularly liked

you took the bit and ran with it. i am simply bowing

i welcome you to continue to express it. one could even say, just post,

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500poundsofnothing OP wrote

Reply to comment by neku in You always order the spiciest food at the restaurant and always eat it even if you are uncomfortable the entire time. by 500poundsofnothing

I remember talking about how I was gonna walk into my white girl hubis because I kept going into places where I would order the spiciest thing there and it wouldn't even be that spicy and one day it was going to kill me. So far I haven't gone to a new place with explicitly spicy food so it hasn't happened yet.

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twovests OP wrote (edited )

Reply to comment by neku in unposted posts by twovests

tldr:

  • "christmas is fascist" series of posts with the homestuck act structure, responding to another thread on christmas. bit off too much, never to be seen

  • "everyone is plural" - thinking of ones identity as a system is useful for everyone

  • "bad intersection" - angrily worded letter to my city

  • "suicide subforum idea" - increasingly few good places to talk about it.

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neku wrote

Reply to unposted posts by twovests

*paul rudd in the tim and eric celery man skit voice* computer, give me "christmas is fascist"

also interested in "everyone is plural", "bad intersection", and "suicide subforum idea"

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flabberghaster wrote

Reply to comment by twovests in i loooove having millions of liquid crystals, coerced by captured lightning, to obscure this pane of pure light. each shadow is a sigil, and baby, i'm crafting incantations of a millions of these runes. by twovests

Sorry i didn't mean to do the thing where you restate someone's OP. It's osmething i've been thinking about for a while and it seemed like a good time to express it, thank you for giving me a chance to do so

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flabberghaster wrote (edited )

Reply to i loooove having millions of liquid crystals, coerced by captured lightning, to obscure this pane of pure light. each shadow is a sigil, and baby, i'm crafting incantations of a millions of these runes. by twovests

If you describe the process of building a phone in fantasy terms you can see that it kind of is a sort of dark magic.

Thousands of slaves spend their days digging up the earth to produce a tiny quantity of rare metals and elements. These are etched into intricate runes by automatons, themselves built by scholars and technicians that have spent their lives studying these secrets.

Legions of our brightest minds spend their days writing incantations that allow these rune devices to perform new tasks, and sometimes, subtly alter the way those who use them think so they spend more time looking at them. Sometimes, people stare too long at them and lose their grip on reality.

I really believe if you described what smart phones are to a medieval peasant they think you lived in a horrible and profane empire under the control of dark wizards that create lovecratian madness runes. And they'd be right.

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