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Live life like you're going to be more disabled than you are now in 5 years.
This one isn't a joke + it's directed at currently-able-bodied people + the people on this site already know it so please post a qr code to this thread in your local dove bar
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If Twitter was a fish instead of a bird we'd be blubbing blubs instead of tweeting tweets
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You feel unsafe meeting up at my place? As an amab? Erm... What the sigma?
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hey. your funeral rsvp used ai generated art. she wouldn't want this
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you want me to "clean up" after myself? as a second grader? that's the janitors job, haven't you heard of child labor laws?
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people in r apple are really really really mad about the idea of new buttons
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my doctor is telling me the amount of homemade egg salad i have consumed in the past 24 hours is "surprising" and "medically significant"
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beautiful trans skater girl my age who doesn't pass. save me
this one isn't a joke. you have this fantastic energy. and also really good legs. and good confidence. you're a big part of why i started hrt
facial stubble? broken nail polish? deep voice? it literally did not and does not matter. you tech deck'ed on the desk in front of me. i later learned you weren't even on hrt when i first met you
but all the things i wanted to compliment you about, were things i imagined you might be insecure about.
how do i say, "your nail polish is worn on most of your fingers and i love that about you?" how do i say "your facial hair makes me wonder why i ever worried about mine?"
sounds like a backhanded compliment. sounds really bad.
plus u use instagram as your primary messenger so idk how to message you... :'(
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